Life’s Mysteries: Graduation

February 8th, 2010

Why is it, whenever you see a class of students in black graduation gowns, it looks like they all graduated law school and are all going to become Court Judges?

And why do half the class look like they will be Judges in Hawaii?

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Taylor Swift On Glee

February 3rd, 2010

Taylor Swift wants to guest star on the hit show Glee. I’m all for Swift being on Glee because THERE IS NO LIVE SINGING!

Did you see Taylor’s performance on the Grammys this year? It was sketchier than that crappy drawing I did above! I’ve heard more melodic sounds coming from a cat in heat!

Don’t get me wrong, I like Taylor because she writes her own songs and is a fellow guitar player but, the girl isn’t a great vocalist. She makes Quinn, the knocked-up cheerleader from Glee, sound like Barbra Streisand!

Thankfully all the music on Glee is pre-recorded and heavily produced!

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Separated at Birth: Paris Jackson

February 1st, 2010

During Prince Michael and Paris Jackson’s tribute to their late father Michael Jackson at the Grammy Awards, it donned on me who Paris Jackson’s mother really is???

Paris Jackson’s biological mother has to be singer Fiona Apple! They have the same nose, eyes, mouth, even glasses!

I know this sounds like some kind of How I Met Your Mother spin-off, but do you really think that the well mannered and polite Paris Jackson is a product of this :

No way! Remember the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

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Neil Patrick Harris Can Do Almost Anything!

January 30th, 2010

Neil Patrick Harris has just been picked to host the new game show The Cube! I’m sure Neil’s quick wit and humor will make The Cube worth watching.

After three Emmy nominations for How I Met Your Mother, successfully hosting the Tony and prime time Emmy awards, subbing for Regis on Live, and staring in the viral Internet hit Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog; what can’t Neil Patrick Harris do? Well, besides women?

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iPad Commandments

January 27th, 2010

And the LORD said, “I got an app for that!”

Apple unveiled their new computer gadget today, the iPad. I swear, the computer geeks were hanging on every word Apple chief Steve Jobs said, as if he were Moses reading from the tablets of the Ten Commandments!

Apple’s new toy looks like an overweight iPhone, and I’m still not sold on the name? iPad, really? Oh well, could be worse?

I hear it was originally going to be called the iTampon?

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Rihanna Is No Hope For Haiti!

January 27th, 2010

Did you see Rihanna on the Hope For Haiti Now telethon? While all the other celebrities wore very conservative and respectful clothing, Rihanna looked like a $20 dollar hooker as usual.

It looked like she wasn’t wearing any pants? I hope Haiti doesn’t view her as a role model?

She performed an original song with Bono and Jay-Z. Bono should have told Rihanna, “This is not the VMA’s, the Grammys, or the Kids Choice Awards; Put some clothes on!”

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Conan O’Brien Isn’t Just Pale. . .

January 21st, 2010

Whitney Matheson of Popcandy asked readers to send in their Conan O’Brien art, so I drew this and sent it off. Hopefully it makes the cut. It was fun drawing regardless!

For a larger look at Vampire Conan, click here!

Update! You can see Vampire Conan and the rest of the Conan inspired art on todays PopCandy!

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Jay Leno For Job Growth!

January 20th, 2010

With the US unemployment rate in double digits, I really think Barack Obama should hire Jay Leno as Secretary of Job Growth. Leno knows how to get a job!

Think about it: Jay was forced to retire, then given a new prime time job – which was a colossal failure, then was promoted to an even better gig!?!

Yes, I’m sure Jay will fight, steal, back-stab, and never retire until everyone in America has a job, except Conan O’Brien.

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Life’s Mysteries: Al-Qaeda

January 14th, 2010

Have you noticed whenever there’s an act of terrorism, like a suicide bomber or a car bomb, some terrorist organization like Al-Qaeda or another Islamic extremist group, loves to take credit for it?

I swear, they’re about as giddy and boastful as those people in those Windows 7 ads!

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Team Conan!

January 13th, 2010

With NBC’s late night mess, I’m definitely on Team Conan! His comedy is a bit edgier than Jay Leno’s and I like his celebrity interviews more. There hasn’t been such emotional choosing of sides since Twilight!

Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno are the new Edward and Jacob! I always thought Conan had Robert Pattinson style hair? Read the rest of this entry »

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