Mission Accomplished!
Tom Cruise is back! Following a terrible series of PR moments during the 2006 promotion for Mission: Impossible 3, Cruise has kept tight lipped while promoting Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.
Keeping the focus on the film has helped. MI4 is number one at the box office and drawing high praise for Cruise and the many action stunts he performed. Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve been pretty fascinated with singer Lana Del Rey. Its not just her voice or her hypnotic single Video Games, its also her large mouth. I really wanted to draw her duck like pout more than anything.
The verdict is still out on if her lips are real or are surgically enhanced? Either way, you can’t help but stare at them while she’s singing. Lana and her lips will make their U.S. television debut on Saturday Night Live, January 14th. Read the rest of this entry »
Prince Charles says that he is related to Vlad the Impaler, or as legend has it, the original Vampire. This explains why his mother, Queen Elizabeth, is showing no signs of giving up her crown. Read the rest of this entry »
The greatest thing about the iPhone 4s, is Suri – the personal assistant. How they got Suri Cruise involved is beyond me? Ask Suri anything and she’ll get to work. Read the rest of this entry »
At the time of this writing, former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi/Kadafi/Quaddafi – however you want to spell it, is still in hiding. With a move straight out of the Casey Anthony playbook, Muammar hasn’t been seen in weeks.
I think he might be hiding out of embarrassment. Hundreds of anti-Gadhafi protesters were shouting “It’s over frizzy head!”, mocking Muammar’s curly hair. Read the rest of this entry »
Libyan rebels raiding Muammar Gaddafi’s compond have discovered a photo album full of pictures of former US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It turns our Muammar had a huge crush on Condi. If that isn’t proof the guy was crazy, I don’t know what is? Read the rest of this entry »
The eagerly anticipated Martin Luther King Jr. statue was unveiled this week. It looks an awful lot like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.
I’m starting to think my history books are inaccurate and King wasn’t assassinated by a snipers rifle, but captured by the bounty hunter, Boba Fett. Read the rest of this entry »
Bachelorette reject, Ben Flajnik, should have left his heart in San Francisco than have it broken by Ashley Hebert. Flajnik opened a Twitter account and left this enticing message describing himself as a, ”winemaker, failed proposer, and future mayor of San Francisco.” Read the rest of this entry »
Justin Bieber might be looking over his shoulder as there is an even younger, messy haired YouTube sensation about to take all the spotlight. Fourteen year old, Cody Simpson, is the new singing sensation after his music video’s went viral on the tween circuit.
And get this, Cody’s parents are named Brad and Angie. He already has a Brangelina for parents! Read the rest of this entry »
There’s just some things I don’t get, and one of those is the worlds obsession with Pippa Middleton. After sister Kate’s wedding, I kept reading how Pippa stole the show and was the hot one. I still think she looks like Maureen McCormick.
Now TLC is planning a one hour special called Crazy About Pippa. Pippa is a fun word to say and I honestly think people just like saying her name. If her name was Gertrude Middleton, no one would be talking about her. Read the rest of this entry »
