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Fresh off her pregnant roll in Labor Pains, actress Lindsay Lohan now wants a baby of her own with gal pal Samantha Ronson.

 According to News of the World,  Lindsay ”wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

Instead of a baby, the rehab pron star may want to first start off with a dog? . . . maybe that where Ronson came in? Either way, with Dina and Michael Lohan’s parental example, Lindsay’s kid doesn’t stand a chance!

I see drinking, drugs, and rehab for the new Ronson-Lohan by age 12!

We wont get to see Sarah Lancaster or Masi Oka in the final episode of Scrubs! Since moving the show from NBC to ABC for its final season, the Peacock networks feathers are still ruffled - banning two of my favorite guest stars!

Saved By The Bell:The New Class alum, Sarah Lancaster, played ‘Lisa the gift shop girl’ on three memorable episodes.  With Sarah’s new role on NBC’s ‘Chuck’ and fellow network star Masi Oka on ‘Heros’, NBC is acting like a dirty-bird!

Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence agrees,

“They (Oka and Lancaster) wanted to do it, but NBC said no. Typical classy stuff… It felt kind of petty to me.”

The rehabilitation of Tom Cruise’s image continues; After getting rave reviews for his comedic turn in Tropic Thunder, Cruise is rumored to be cast  in the 4th installment of the ‘Shrek’ franchise: Shrek Goes Fourth.

The buzz is that Tom will play the villain in the latest fairy-tale flick. Who knew Tom Thumb was evil? I mean, Cruise is playing Tom Thumb, right? It only makes sense - he’s been preparing for the role since puberty, apparently?

If all works out, the couch-jumping Cruise is about to get even more animated!

This just arrived in my In-box from Live Nation; Looks like Janet Jackson’s ability to sell out a concert is pretty nasty? Right now you can get a 4pack of tickets for the low, clearance price of $99!

Her Rhythm Nation has dwindled into a small community! With the recently sold-out New Kids On The Block tour, and Madonna’s always hard to get $280-nose bleed seats; Janet must feel as popular as Latoya right now!

Poor thing, she’s playing ‘all her Greatest Hits’ too!

Sometimes retired singer and staunch Democrat, Barbra Streisand, is blogging about the race for the white house. Streisand easily put her nose (insert joke here) into the debate after John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Babs blogs,

 ”I believe John McCain chose Gov. Palin because he truly believes that women who supported Hillary - an experienced, brilliant, life-long public servant - would vote for him because his Vice President has two x chromosomes.”

Although Streisand faced the ‘glass-ceiling’ in Yentl, she has no support for the Governor from Alaska.

“Palin, can you hear me??”

This actress just won the esteemed honor of ‘Best Pout’

Jessica Simpson teases us. She’s such a tease!

Banksy goes to New Orleans!

If this is true it would be the best celebrity couple of the decade! The Mirror is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson recently went on a secret date. A spy for the mag says,

 ”It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

The secret night in Malibu, allegedly went so well, that Michael asked for a second date and Pam accepted. They may look like a crazy couple, but they have a lot in common:

• They both like plastic surgery.
• Pamela has dated mostly Caucasian men.
• The former Baywatch star has a weakness for bad-boy musicians/Michael is a ’Bad‘ musician

I know, its all circumcision evidence, but I may be right? I did nearly graduate community-college after all!

Today is like an early 90’s time warp!

Some Spices dont mix.

I really want to see this episode of Robot Chicken!!

Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tom Hanks

As a huge Saved By The Bell, and not to mention, Mark-Paul Gosselaar fan, its sad to see bad hair happen to good people. For Mark-Paul’s latest role in the new TNT drama ‘Raising the Bar’, Mark-Paul plays an earnest, young, albeit disheveled attorney. Show creator Steven Bochco told Mark to keep his hair long and unkempt.

What he didn’t realise, is that he turned him into ‘Da Vinci’ era Tom Hanks; that’s definitely lowering the bar. Bochco should be held in contempt of court! Hopefully Mark-Paul can be Saved by some Scissors by mid-season!

Are you experienced? Star Trek: The Experience is flying into the sunset.

Johnny Depp gets in touch with his inner Kurt Cobain.

Greater than the Rainbow connection, is the Kermit/Bale connection!