Got to Get you Out of My Life!
It was a hard days night, but Paul McCartney has got to admit its getting better, as ex Heather Mills was only awarded $48 million dollars in their divorce settlement. $48 Million is a very small slice of Paul’s $800 million fortune. Finally Paul can say hellogoodbye to Heather and stop her from saying “you never give me your money.”
The low settlement, by Paul standards, is the equivalent of paying the Taxman or lovely Rita. Mrs Mills, the fool on the hill, fired her legal team and represented herself; that screams “I am CRAZY!” Paul, for his part, should have known better with a girl like her. With a multimillion ticket to ride, Paul is free as a bird to search across the universe and hopefully come together with real love! Whew! There’s more puns in this post than an Al Roker segment on Today!
Tags: Divorce, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney
March 19th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Maybe he should’ve hired Rocky Raccoon to shoot off the (one) leg of his rival with a Warm Gun. Or crush her with Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. But it’s probably best to just Let It Be.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:42 am
LOL! Exactly!
March 19th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
LOL,.. that was awesome!