Monthly Archives: March 2008

Tuesdays hid-N-gems

Watch every episode of South Park, free and Legal! This is what it looks like when you give an Elephant a camera. Jamie Lynn Spears seen with Engagement ring.

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What Obama’s White Grandmother Really Said

Exclusive! Here is What Barack Obama’s white Grandmother said that made him cringe.

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Mondays hid-N-gems

NBC and ABC are in a tug of war for Scrubs.  Heather Mills is coming to America (NO!) and she wants to be the next J.K. Rowling. And dont forget to watch Britney Spears guest-spot on tonights How i Met Your Mother.

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Amy Winehouse’s Face is Falling Apart.

                                                        Michael Jackson’s mug is starting to look pretty normal compared to the the spotted, sore , and discolored mess that is Amy Winehouse’s face.  Wino says she has Impetigo, a contagious skin disorder that forms round, crusted, and oozing spots.  Impetigo is  caused by a bacteria. It probably started in Amy’s rats-nest of a weave.  I’m no doctor, but I think I see a hint of Meth-Face in there too? My prescription: Take two trips to Rehab, and …

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Sundays hid-N-gems

Singer Corinne Baile Rae’s husband found dead. Courtney Love wants to move to England. ‘Fifth’ Beatle fighting for life in the Hospital.

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Paris in Africa

Paris Hilton is in Africa. She hopes to bring peace to the region of Rwanda by combining the tribes of the Hutu and Tutsi under the umbrella of her new tribe, the Ditzy! You know Paris is going to return with a monkey or something? A Hyena in a handbag will be  the new rage in Hollywood!

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D-List Look-a-Likes

This week I noticed that a few celebrity D-Lister’s have some more well known look-a-likes. See if you agree with me. First we have Jamie Lynn Spears. Looks like she’s bypassing motherhood and heading straight to grannyville. Being pregnant has given her that grandmotherly glow and she looks just like the Looney Tunes Granny. Who said the Macbook Air doesn’t pack a punch? The lightweight computer nearly K.O.’d talk show host Charlie Rose earlier this …

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Fridays hid-N-gems

I understand Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid, but why is Shrek coming to Broadway? After being cancelled once but resurrected by fan support, Jericho is cancelled again. I was wondering what happened to their site, now PageSix‘s 24/7 gossip site is down do to the “economy”

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Ashley Dupre Starring in Major Motion Picture

Coming to a Brothel near you! You, Me and Dupre.  Although the 2006 film of the same name had some funny moments, I would pay to see this one! Even Ashley Dupre, who’s been exposed as a call-girl and has the media digging into every part of her life, has handling the public pressure far better than the Dupre of the original film Owen Wilson. After this movie the trio is expected to start work on an updated …

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Thursdays hid-N-gems

Are you ready for a new Street Fighter Movie? CSI is coming to Six Flags Magic Mountain. There was a suicide at Mel Gibson’s mansion!?

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