
Episode 2 , Return of the Jumper: Along time ago(2005) in a galaxy far, far, away(Chicago) Tom Cruise appeared on ‘Oprah’. During the segmant Tom jumped up and down on Ms. O’s couch, declaring his love for girlfriend Katie Holmes. He would later molest the furniture of ‘The View’, and ‘The Tonight Show’.
Now the prodigal Scientologist returns, to celebrate his 25 years on the silver screen, but this time Oprah isnt taking any Risky Buisness; the episode will be shot at Tom’s Colorado home. Ms Winfrey wont let her set get beaten down by the jumper again. Tomcat can pounce all over his own home furnishings!
His last film, ‘Lions for Lambs’ tanked, and his new movie ‘Valkyrie’, has been pushed back twice! If his career takes another bomb, I see this in Tom’s future. . .




That is awesome! What’s up with Tom Cruise anyways? He can be so weird….
LOL thanks! He’s seems to be a but wacky,… but in all honesty Mission Impossible 3 was one of the best movies of ’05! But, yeah he’s made some bad publicity moves!
At least Toyota caters for short people.
Yeah, Tom is perfectly Prius sized!