John McCain gave a speech last month where he looked into the future and saw a world where the U.S. had captured Osama Bin Laden, and won the Iraq war.
When I peer into the future, all I see is Tobey Maguire’s daughter, turning into the next Rachel Dratch!
Hey, not every kid can be as cute as Shiloh, or constructed as well as Suri Cruise.
Just sayin . . .
The wife of youngest Hanson, Mmmpopped! . . . has baby boy.
Heidi Klum officially scares me!
Producers want Patrick Swayze in ‘Point Break’ sequel
The Artificial Insemination Club
Clay Aiken is going to be a father reports TMZ. Aiken knocked up Jaymes Foster, a friend and record producer, who now has a ‘little-Clay’ in her Kiln. Instead of getting pregnant the traditional route, Jaymes got artificially inseminated.
Clay now joins the ranks of Michael Jackson, who artificial inseminated his Nurse, and Thomas Beatie - the worlds first pregnant man.
With all the potential male DNA to be inseminated with, Jaymes Foster chose someone with handsome features, great hair, a decent singing voice as the sperm-donor. The 50 year old Foster and the 29 year old Clay are like Ashton and Demi from an opposite parallel universe. Just goes to show, that no matter where you go, Cougars are on the prowl!
Own a piece of ‘Indy 4′ memorabilia, and a bit of Shia Labeouf at the same time!
To see how it will “affect his brain”, This star - is going to starve himself for 40 days.
Kirk Douglas is still a big kid.
Chinese cinema may do a total recall of all Sharon Stone films after the actress suggested that the recent Earthquake, that has killed 65,000 to date, is due to Karma.
Stone said,
“I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else, . . . and then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?”
The comments have angered the Chinese, and rightly so! I guess, according to her logic, the brain-aneurysm that nearly killed her a couple years back, may have been due to ‘Basic Instinct 2′!
Will film producers want to work with Sharon, if they cant distribute their films to lucrative China?
My advice: Get a role on ‘My Name is Earl’, quick! Earl knows all about Karma. Make a list of your movies sins; cause Instant Karma’s gonna get you!
Batman knows Milk, does a body good.
The new Ferris Wheel on Santa Monica Pier, opens tonight!
Another celebrity is pregnant.
Amy Winehouse was seen wearing what appeared to be a diaper under her dress Tuesday while on her way to visit her incarcerated husband Blake.
Arriving late to jail and missing her appointment, Amy lashed out at the waiting paparazzi, and probably peed her pants in the process. Good thing she was wearing a Diaper!
Wino should come out with her own brand of ‘Huggies’ for druggies! ‘For those moments when you cant control your bodily-functions.’
If she keeps Pamper-ing herself with diapers, and acting like a brat; she may want to change the lyrics to her hit song to: “They tried to make me go to pre-school, I said,no,no,no.”
Guess which celebuspawn is celebrating a birthday?
Harrison Ford will never reprise Han Solo.
Watch out Donald Trump; Rosie O’ Donnel is coming back to television.
John Lennon may have penned the song ‘Doctor Robert’, but it was Paul McCartney who received a Doctorate Degree from Yale University on Monday.
Paul’s official title is ‘Doctor of Music’. Maybe, M.D. McCartney can do something about the slumping music business?
Paul should really take a look at the MTV Network. That channel has been sick for awhile; they haven’t played any music on the channel in over a decade!
Paul could always join the cast of Greys Anatomy; with fellow doctors McDreamy and McSteamy, . . . McCartney, should fit right in!
Paul McCartney receives a Yale degree.
Dollhouse fans try to save show - 8 months before it even airs!
Celine Dion’s sons hair is longer than his mothers!
