John McCain gave a speech last month where he looked into the future and saw a world where the U.S. had captured Osama Bin Laden, and won the Iraq war. When I peer into the future, all I see is Tobey Maguire’s daughter, turning into the next Rachel Dratch! Hey, not every kid can be as cute as Shiloh, or constructed as well as Suri Cruise. Just sayin . . .
Monthly Archives: May 2008
Fridays hid-N-gems
The wife of youngest Hanson, Mmmpopped! . . . has baby boy. Heidi Klum officially scares me! Producers want Patrick Swayze in ‘Point Break’ sequel
Clay, Mates!?!
The Artificial Insemination Club Clay Aiken is going to be a father reports TMZ. Aiken knocked up Jaymes Foster, a friend and record producer, who now has a ‘little-Clay’ in her Kiln. Instead of getting pregnant the traditional route, Jaymes got artificially inseminated. Clay now joins the ranks of Michael Jackson, who artificial inseminated his Nurse, and Thomas Beatie – the worlds first pregnant man. With all the potential male DNA to be inseminated with, …
Thursdays hid-N-gems
Own a piece of ‘Indy 4′ memorabilia, and a bit of Shia Labeouf at the same time! To see how it will “affect his brain”, This star - is going to starve himself for 40 days. Kirk Douglas is still a big kid.
Sharon Stone puts foot, leg, and arm in her Mouth!
Chinese cinema may do a total recall of all Sharon Stone films after the actress suggested that the recent Earthquake, that has killed 65,000 to date, is due to Karma. Stone said, “I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else, . . . and then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? …
Wednesdays hid-N-gems
Batman knows Milk, does a body good. The new Ferris Wheel on Santa Monica Pier, opens tonight! Another celebrity is pregnant.
Amy Winehouse Wears Diapers
Amy Winehouse was seen wearing what appeared to be a diaper under her dress Tuesday while on her way to visit her incarcerated husband Blake. Arriving late to jail and missing her appointment, Amy lashed out at the waiting paparazzi, and probably peed her pants in the process. Good thing she was wearing a Diaper! Wino should come out with her own brand of ‘Huggies’ for druggies! ‘For those moments when you cant control your …
Tuesdays hid-N-gems
Guess which celebuspawn is celebrating a birthday? Harrison Ford will never reprise Han Solo. Watch out Donald Trump; Rosie O’ Donnel is coming back to television.
Paul McCartney’s a Doctor, and I Feel Fine!
John Lennon may have penned the song ‘Doctor Robert’, but it was Paul McCartney who received a Doctorate Degree from Yale University on Monday. Paul’s official title is ‘Doctor of Music’. Maybe, M.D. McCartney can do something about the slumping music business? Paul should really take a look at the MTV Network. That channel has been sick for awhile; they haven’t played any music on the channel in over a decade! Paul could always join the cast …
Mondays hid-N-gems
Paul McCartney receives a Yale degree. Dollhouse fans try to save show – 8 months before it even airs! Celine Dion’s sons hair is longer than his mothers!
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