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Nike is making Marty McFly’s futuristic shoes!

‘300‘ sequel is in the works.

Is Will Smiths new school related to Scientology?

With divorce rumors flying around quicker than a ray of light, Madonna’s mother-in law is speaking out saying that her sons marriage is not on the borderline, “because there is no divorce”, she says.  Hopefully Guy’s mum is not sugar-coating anything? She went on saying,

“They are no different to most other couples; We all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses.”

Other “friends” have said the power couple plan to split after Madonna’s ‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour wraps in November. Guy Ritchie is reportedly heading to New York in one last-ditch effort to save his marriage.

It looks to me like they spend too much time apart. Guy should join Madonna on her tour, because, forget kabbalah, it’s music that makes the people come together! Remember that!

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Verne(Mini-Me) Troyer, is suing gossip website TMZ for publishing and airing a part of his “stolen” sex tape that surfaced last week. For a little man, he’s asking for a lot of money-$20 MILLION DOLLARS! Also named in the lawsuit is Kevin Blatt, who leaked Paris Hilton’s, ‘One Night in Paris’ sex tape.

Verne, or as I like to call him, iPod-Nano, should be more embarrassed about ‘The Love Guru‘; his sex tape, I’m sure, is getting better reviews. The whole creepy video is probably over in a minute anyway- the guy is only like a foot tall, . . . I’m just doing the math.

The only thing I’m curious to see, is if Verne has Xavier Roberts scrawled across his rear-end?

But, with the revelation of Verns video-voyeurism, Mini-Me is turning into a Garbage Pail Kid!

A Marvin Gaye Bio-pic is in the works-Usher is eyeing the part. Not sure If I like that casting?

A sequel to Cloverfield has been put on hold, . . . for now.

Lindsay Lohan learns she has a secret sister!!

You might want to change Barack Obama’s name to Obama-Wan Kenobi? While appearing on Capitol Hill to testify at the House Committee on Energy and Commerce Telecommunications, George Lucas  was asked about politicians being characters in the Star Wars universe.

When proded if Senator Barack Obama was a Jedi Knight, Lucas responded, “I would say that is reasonably obvious.”

Maybe Barack is related to Samuel L. Jackson’s character, Mace Windu? If that’s the case, not only would he be the first black president, but also the second black Jedi in the universe.

Barack should play-up his new Jedi status. He could lure the elusive geek vote.

Instead of “Change”, he could talk about ‘The Force’ that binds everything together.

Barack has said that John McCain is really four more years of Bush? He should just call it ‘The Clone Wars’?

I do know, that there is one person who really needs Obama-Wan Kenobi’s help! (more…)

Pop culture items are being auctioned off. I want the Superman cape!

If you want to audition for American Idol Season 8, here are the audition cities. The search for the next Idol starts next month!

NBC settles ‘To Catch a Predator’ lawsuit.

Oh Brother! Reality TV is bout to get a lot more fake, as Pamela Anderson joins the cast of Australia’s ‘Big Brother’. If Pam’s previous work is any indication, the pad could change from the Big Brother house - to the Big Brothel!

I can think of at least two reasons why many Australian men may tune in, and its not Pam’s personality or collegian smile. Her roommates though, may be getting more than they bargained for; Pam’s a stanch Vegetarian and animal rights activist. There will be no ‘Shrimp on the Bar-B’, for this Barbie doll!

American Idol runner up gets dropped from his record label.

The Pink Ranger is pregnant!

Marvel comics goes bananas!

Celine Dion’s rendition of the AC/DC hit ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’, was voted the worlds worst cover song ever by mag Total Guitar. The musical mess happened only once- six years ago in Vegas. Celine and singer Anastasia butchered covered the song while rocking the air-guitar. Here is the offensive video. I could only last 30 seconds; watching Celine immitate AC/DC’s moves was too nausiating to bare!

I think Celine should get another award for having the most femanine looking son! He could give      Taylor Hanson a run for his money!