Cover your ears kids; Mario Lopez revealed that he had sex on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. He calls the experience his proudest sexual moment. I can only imagine what he did in “fantasy” Land!?! He told People Magazine,
“(It’s) a long ride… It’s very dark. Hopefully I’ll get the raft named after me.”
Yes, they should rename the raft, ‘HO HO HO’, or ‘The Jolly Rocker’. ( If that rafts a rockin – run!) Thanks to Mario, getting splashed by the water on ‘Pirates’ might give you an STD now? I’m going to dress like im heading to a Gallagher show on my next visit.
Who knows what else Mario did in the “happiest place on earth” ? He probably got frisky on Mr Toads Wild Ride, or Big Thunder? He brings new meaning to Star Tours!
I now know why they haven’t updated the Abe Lincoln attraction to a more current President, like Bill Clinton. You don’t want to give any creepy guest like Mario Lopez and ideas!