Mario Lopez: Pi-RAT of the Caribbean

Mario Lopez is a Pig

Cover your ears kids; Mario Lopez revealed that he had sex on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. He calls the experience his proudest sexual moment. I can only imagine what he did in “fantasy” Land!?! He told People Magazine,

“(It’s) a long ride… It’s very dark. Hopefully I’ll get the raft named after me.”

Yes, they should rename the raft, ‘HO HO HO’, or ‘The Jolly Rocker’. ( If that rafts a rockin – run!) Thanks to Mario, getting splashed by the water on ‘Pirates’ might give you an STD now?  I’m going to dress like im heading to a Gallagher show on my next visit.

Mario Lopez is a Pirate

Who knows what else Mario did in the “happiest place on earth” ? He probably got frisky on Mr Toads Wild Ride, or Big Thunder? He brings new meaning to Star Tours!

Lock Mario up!

I now know why they haven’t updated the Abe Lincoln attraction to a more current President, like Bill Clinton. You don’t want to give any creepy guest like Mario Lopez and ideas!

Clinton Confesses

 

 

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2 Responses to “Mario Lopez: Pi-RAT of the Caribbean”

  1. sandy Says:

    how could he i wanted to be his sex partner.i love love love his dimmples. so back off im his!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. sandy Says:

    sorry i am only 10 years old and my name is not sandy my mom just found this

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