Archive for July, 2008

Thursdays hid-N-gems

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman are being considered for the next Batman sequel.

Liz Taylor near death, again.

I cant wait for Disney’s The Princess and the Frog. Here is the teaser trailer. The hand drawn animation looks refreshing. I just wish the songs were by Alan Menken(Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Enchanted, etc.etc.) No offence to Randy Newman.

Presidential Mud-Slinging

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

two blonds dont make a right!

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Wednesdays hid-N-gems

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson ride in different directions.

Another day, . . .  a new Hills feud.

Is I Am Legend  worthy of a prequel??

 

Johnny Depp’s Gone MAD!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

A Merry Merry Un-Birthday to you!

Hollywood’s longest running bromance will continue if reports are true that Director Tim Burton has cast his muse, Johnny Depp, as the Mad Hatter in the upcoming film Wonderland. This would mark Burton and Depp’s 7th film together.

I think casting Johnny as the ‘Hatter’ is perfect. Depp is great at playing quirky-characters, he like to wear hats, and today just happens to be his un-birthday!

Burton’s other inspiration and domestic partner, Helena Bonham Carter, is rumored to play the Queen of Hearts. 

They should get Flavor Flav to be the White Black Rabbit, he always has a clock around his neck!

The drawing above, is what Johnny could look like as the Mad Hatter, but this is a Tim Burton film, so Johnny will probably look more like this: (more…)

Tuesdays hid-N-gems

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

And she’s out! Amy Winehouse is out of the Hospital-again!

The Joker gets busted!

Yikes! Britney’s conservatorship ends in a few days!

Hogan Knows Nothing

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Brooke Hogan is becoming the ultimate Blond joke; when asked on her reality show Hogan Knowes Best which presidential candidate she would be voting for, Brooke made Miss Teen USA look like a rocket scientist!

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

Somewhere Susan B. Anthony is rolling in her grave. With a mind like that, Brooke should really ditch her reality show; I think she has potential to be the top breed in Greatest American Dog!

The Greatest American Dog Winner!

 I wonder if she can see in color?

Click here to watch Brooke’s blunder, then be glad you’ve never wathched that show before!

Mondays hid-N-gems

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Mark McGrath gets the ax at ExtraDayna Devon gets demoted .  That’s a bummer, I really liked Dayna Devon!

Jerry O’ Connell and Rebecca Romijn Stamos are expecting-with twins! They deny In vitro-fertilization . . . right!

Kelsey Grammer is back in the Hospital.

Shia LaBeouf and the Kingdom of the Cristal Numbskull

Monday, July 28th, 2008

I\'m a Movie Star

‘It’ boy actor Shia LaBeouf, transformed his truck into a dented-up wreck after making an illegal left turn and slamming into an oncoming car early Sunday morning. LaBeouf’s truck flipped and the actor badly injured his left hard. Guess he likes to do his own stunts?

Shia wont get an Oscar nod after the wreck though, it was “apparent” to cops that LaBeouf was intoxicated and was arrested on suspicion of D.U.I. Luckily his passenger and the driver of the other car only suffered minor injuries. Shia’s mangled hand received “extensive surgery” Ala Luke Skywalker later that day. Hopefully this will teach Labeouf to keep two hands on the wheel, and to lay off the Cristal, Numbskull!

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Twilight Time

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

The Dicaprio Zone

Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company Appian Way is in early talks to develop a feature-length Twilight Zone movie. They are currently looking for pitches and script ideas for Leo’s “favorite show“.
Here’s how a Leo helmed Twilight Zone could go:

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension where Climate-Change is taught as fact. Where a person can win an Academy Award and the Nobel Prize for a glorified Power-Point demonstration. Its a time when even Kermit is sick of going green.  It is an area we call the ‘Twilight Zone.’

* Cue the creepy music!*

Sold-Out by a Bell

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Screwed by the Bell

You can drive a nail in the coffin for a Saved By The Bell reunion. Dustin Diamond, aka Screech Powers is writing a behind the scenes tell-all book. He should call it ‘Screwed by the Bell’

As a huge ‘Bell’ fan, I would normally be very excited about a behind the scenes glimpse. But instead of answering such burning questions as ” Why did Kelly(Tiffani Amber Thiessen) and Jessie(Elizabeth Berkeley) leave during the senior year? - Dustin is revealing detailed “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying.” Talk about throwing your former friends under the school bus!

After starring on the show and its various incarnation for 13 years, Dustin seems to have squandered the thousands of dollars he made per episode. He tried to sell T-shirts to save his house from foreclosure a few years back, and starred in a “leaked” sex-tape last year that nobody cared about. Dustin would have had a better chance selling ‘Buddy-Bands’! (more…)