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Breaking News! Heather Mills is “Impossible“!

Could Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump have shows on the same network? NBC thinks so!

Amy Winehouse scares me, . . . and small animals too!

This is a couple days old, but every time I read how Matthew McConaughey described the birth of his new son to OK! magazine, it makes me laugh.

“Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Camila must have loved Matt’s Brazilian DJ mix, for all 40hrs of labor!

Tim Burton finds Alice, for his ‘Wonderland’.

Brad and Angelina conceived in vitro. Their so 21st century!

An Enchanted star gets engaged.

Could golden-boy Brad Pitt be turning into Britney Spears? The actor made a move reminiscent of classic Britney; No, he didn’t shave his head bald and attack photographers with an umbrella, but Brad was caught driving around in a golf-cart with daughter Shiloh in his lap! Both were not wearing a seat belt.

I know the hysteria around the Brangelina babies makes the tots feel like the second coming of Christ, but they are mortal and could get injured. Either Brad felt really embarrassed, or Angie threw a fit because as soon as the pictures hit the web, Brad and his Lawyer team threatened legal action and the pics were quickly removed! Pitt got pissed!

If Shiloh starts asking mamma for frappuccino’s and Cheetos, Brad is going to be in the dog house!

Forbes lists the top-5  biggest money making actors of the year.

Tom Cruise is not doing Top Gun 2.

Here is the trailer for Jim Carrey next movie ‘Yes Man’, looks pretty good!

What a week it has been for The Dark Knight star Christian Bale. First he enjoys the spectacular opening of his latest film - next he is arrested (voluntarily) and accused of assault! I finally saw The Dark Knight yesterday, and it is quite a ride of a movie!

But while I was enjoying it, Christian Bale was getting ready to be questioned by authorities over allegation of assaulting his mother and sister. Maybe Christian was still in character? Ironically, his mother was once a Circus clown, perhaps she reminded Christian of the Joker?

The only thing I don’t love about Bale’s version of Batman is his voice when he is ‘the capped crusader’. Batman sounds like he has emphysema or laryngitis? Every time the Batman opened his mouth it hurt my throat! The assault that Christian is accused of is verbal assault; maybe he was talking to his family in his Bat-voice?

Christian denies the assault allegations. Bale’s family sounds a bit dysfunctional and not very close; Throw in the fact that Christian’s step-mother is feminist crusader Gloria Steinem, and that’s enough to make anyone go batty!

As for The Dark Knight- see it! There are so many plot-twists in it I thought the screenwriter was Chubby Checker!?! It’s creepy , suspenseful, and Heath Ledger was amazing! His performance is not just hype. From the first moment he is on screen, you really believe that he might be able to kill Batman, . . . if the emphysema doesn’t get him first!

The line-up for the next instalment of Fashion Rocks  has been announced.

A Golden Girl is dead, sad.

Hooray! That crazy YouTube woman  losses in court!

Paul McCartney Ex-wife, Heather Mills, still thinks the public is interested in her.  To show the world the truth about her life, Heather helped launch the website Youcare.com. The site is supposed to shed light on the evils of the press and blames all of Heather’s crazy shenanigans on the negative tabloids.

In other news, Heather will also be starring in the new summer movie, The  Ex-Files: I want to believe . . . I’m still relevant!

Jimmy Fallons ‘Late Night’ will premire on the web months before its TV debut.

The Bro-Code is being published!

Richard Roeper is leaving ‘At the Movies’.

Former Tonight Show announcer Ed McMahon is suing Cedar-Sinai Medical Center in LA for Malpractice and Elder abuse. In 2007 Ed slipped and fell. He went to Cedars and told the staff that he “felt like a bobble-head “. Ed is now saying that the docs discharged him without taking any x-rays and sent him home with a broken neck.

Ed should have filmed the medical flub, he could have released it on ‘Cedars Bloopers and Practical Jokes’. The celebrity booked Hospital has made a number of ‘bloopers‘ lately. Their staff seems to have less talent than your average Star Search contestant?

With his house in foreclosure, I hope Ed gets a good “Prize Patrol” size settlement. I hear his wife  just hope’s that Ed is $igned with Colonial Penn?