Madonna is only 36???
Only Madonna could age backwards! Soon she may actually be a material-girl again? According to the Mirror, Madonna has re-invented her age. Today, what would be her 50th birthday is now her 36th.
The way to Madge’s fountain of youth is Kabbalah. Kabbalah high priests “using ancient techniques known only to a select few, calculated her spiritual age” by channelling Madonna’s energy.
Going by Kabbalah math, that makes 11 year old daughter Lourdes- an infant; and younger brother Rocco-still to be conceived? Adopted son David Banda has yet to be dropped off at a Malawian orphanage!?!
No wonder so may celebrity’s are into Kabbalah. That would put 46 year old Demi Moore at about 28 and make hubby Ashton 13, . . . that’s just wrong.
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