Bloated Like Beckham
Before . . . and After
Soccer stud David Beckham, is in fear of going bald and getting fat. According to the National Enquirer, via Celebitchy, David’s wife Victoria, loves to tease her husband about his insecurities.
Says a source,
“She’ll tell him she found some hair in the shower and ask - was that his? She loves teasing him about his future as a schlumpy old man because it gives her the upper hand”
Posh likes to push Davids buttons. He could always get her back in a few years, by calling her ‘Old Spice’?
If Beckham does go the George Costanza route, maybe he can star in Balding Like Beckham? It could open up a whole new carrer for him?
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