It’s hard to watch Dr. Lisa Masterson give advice on the TV show, The Doctors. Her eyes are so far apart, you almost have to look at one at a time.

I think she’s a direct descendant of the Geico lizard, just less charismatic? If the Geico lizard was orange, I would not be able to tell the two apart!

Whenever she appears on the screen, I immediately look away and shut my eyes tight - just like Indy and Marian at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark ; I’m afraid my face will melt off.

Lisa and the Gecko have more in common than meets the eye; The Gecko has car insurance, and Lisa Masterson better have malpractice insurance, if all these angry patents are telling the truth!