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She’s ba-a-ck! The redemption of Britney Spears is complete following Friday nights performance on Simon Cowells UK hit X-Factor.

Brit Brit’s appearance drew in 12.8 million viewers. That’s 53 percent of the entire UK viewing audience and the largest ever for the X-Factor.

One of the first drawing I did for this blog was Britney going crazy. It was kinda sad drawing that. Soon I sketched her sleazy “manager” Sam Lutfi, and doodled as Brit turned British! After a stack of drawings later, it’s almost odd to draw her normal!

Hopefully she doesn’t go crazy again? Plus, I like drawing her weave over her bald head any day!

Academy Award winner and cooking show star, Gwyneth Paltrow, may have a rockier marriage than her hubby Chris Martin’s band Coldplay?

Paltrow was at the opening of bachelor Billionaire Jeff Soffer’s new casino a few weeks back, and reportedly spent Thanksgiving at Soffer’s estate along with BFF Madonna and new boy toy A-Rod.

“Gwyneth has confided to friends she and Chris are taking a break,” a source claims.

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Did you watch Rosie Live? If you did, like me, you were one of the few who tuned in. Rosie’s attempt at reviving the variety show - tying with the evenings lowest rated program, was dead on arrival. Apparently viewers like their Rosie taped and unfiltered?

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Something doesn’t smell right in the kitchen or bedroom of Gordon Ramsey following Sarah Simonds claim that she had a seven year affair with the celebrity chef.

Ramesy himself has allegedly made a “groveling apology” to his wife of 12 years after Simonds said she can prove she had sex with Ramsey by identifying an “intimate scar on his body“. Talk about mistress nightmares!

I wonder how Gordon got the scar? Maybe it was a botched circumcision? Or, he could have had a ‘Lorena Bobbit’ moment while dicing a cucumber? No wonder he’s always in a bad mood?

The pressure of keeping up the affair would explain why Ramsey is the most wrinkly chef on television; His face has more lines than an Amy Winehouse coke binge!

I guess if Gordon cant stand the heat, he can get out of the kitchen marriage?

Blast! She cheated on me! Cobie Smulders is pregnant! [OHNO!]

Hulk crush Linda Hogans boyfriend! [tmz]

Last Moments of Freedom, with Carson Daly! [CandyKirby]

Did Speidi really tie the knot, or is it a web of lies?? [FadedYouth]

Some celebrity baby names sound weird at first, like Gweneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, or Shiloh, of the Jolie-Pitt clan.

But now the odd baby name trend has moved to a new level of bizarre with the the Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz child, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. A part of me thinks that Ashlee asked Pete for a new BMW and this is Pete’s way of getting around it!?! But, Pete explained that they got part of the name from a Disney film. Says Pete,

“The Jungle Book is something that me and Ashlee bonded over”

I’m a big Disney fan, but I’m not going to name my son Aladdin, or my daughter Tinker Bell; you gotta draw draw a line somewhere!

Which raises the question: Who has better parenting skills? Pete and Ashlee, or a pack of wolves?

I’m voting for the wolves!

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The Hills are alive with the sound of wedding bells and cash registers, as fame obsessed couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, secretly eloped in Mexico.

After getting hitched the newlyweds sold their wedding pics, exclusive wedding details, and a bit of their soul, to Us magazine.

Awwww, it seems like just yesterday, Heidi was on the cover of Us, revealing exclusively how Spencer betrayed her?

Expect to see video of Speidi’s big day on the season finale of The Hills! You know next season is going to have them fighting, a bit of couples counseling,- leading to a possible pregnancy? Yeah, it’s gonna be a good season!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are fighting like cats dogs and dogs, so much so, that the gal pals have started couples therapy, reports Page Six.

The two have been spied spatting throughout their recent European trip. A major cause of friction is Lindsay’s “flirting with Chase Crawford and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best”.

I think Lindsay’s starting to realise, that no matter how much Ronson looks like a dude, she will never have a  . . .  Adam’s apple!

I give these two one month, then it’s dunzo!

Thanks to Guns in Roses, Dr. Pepper starts giving away free soda Sunday!

Ashley Simpson 1-UP’s Jessica again! [DailyStab]

Boy, what a crappy day to be in the audience for ‘Oprah’s Favorite Things’! [Us]

Now you can experience the Back to the Future Ride from the comfort of your own home! [/film]

Attention: Women, and some men. Peoples Sexiest Man Alive issue is more than just eye-candy this year, its also a sensory overload for the nose.

The current issue, which hits newsstands today, will feature a special scratch-n-sniff section. You can scratch on celebs like Gossip Girls Chase Crawford or swimmer Michael Phelps and get a whiff of what makes them “feel their sexiest”.

Thankfully for Jennifer Aniston and her schnoz, unlike the drawing above, Brad Pitt’s image is not a scratch-n-sniff. She would probably get high or O.D. sniffing her former flames B.O?
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