Beyonce Thinks She’s a Wonder Woman

Singer and sometimes actress, Beyonce, want to star in a super-hero movie; so much so, that she went to the brass as DC Comics and Warner bros. to express her interest in one of their characters. Says Beyonce,
“I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”
You know, everyone is excited about “change”, and so am I, but I like my super-hero’s to stay the same! Plus, I’m not a fan of Beyonce’s music or acting. In fact, I would rather see 57 year old Linda Carter back in Wonder Woman’s short shorts, over Beyonce.
I’m more open to ‘Vicky‘ from Small Wonder, as Wonder Woman than Beyonce.

If I could choose anyone to play Wonder Woman on screen, it would be Cobie Smulders of How i Met your Mother. Talk about a wonder of a woman!
Now if someone would wrap Wonder Woman’s ‘Lasso of Truth’ around Beyonce’s noggin, maybe she’ll realise Wonder Woman is a bad idea for her!
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November 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
A friend and I were just talking the other day about how Beyonce ruined the last Austin Powers movie…. there is no way she could pull off WW!!!! She would probably want WW to break out into a song during the movie. If she wants WW to be black.. then they could at least get Jennifer Hudson to play her… she has some real tallent
November 10th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Hudson?… too chubby for Wonder Woman. Unfortunatly changing the race of a major charector never works. Just watch ‘The Honeymooners’ w/ Cedric the Entertainer. Changing a minor known charector is ok,like Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Cage(who?, my point exactly) in Iron Man 2 next year. Plus I dont want to see Wonder Woman ‘bumpin’ Jay-Z in the invisable jet while ’sippin’ on ‘Grape Drink’
November 10th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
You forget how great Cat Woman was though! Oh wait…
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November 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
My mistake.. Sam jackson will be playing Nick Fury. i didnt even bother to see catwoman. And Grape Drink = Grape Soda
November 10th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
@Chrsity: yeah there’s a reason why Jennifer Hudson was the break-out star of Dream Girls - Beyonce just blended into the background!
@AstroZombie: If Beyonce is WW, I pray the invisible jet has extremely dark tinted windows!
@Colin: I never saw Catwoman with Halle Berry. I think she peeked with ‘the Flintsones’, but I do like her as Storm in X-Men