Gordon Ramsey’s Mistress Nightmares
Something doesn’t smell right in the kitchen or bedroom of Gordon Ramsey following Sarah Simonds claim that she had a seven year affair with the celebrity chef.
Ramesy himself has allegedly made a “groveling apology” to his wife of 12 years after Simonds said she can prove she had sex with Ramsey by identifying an “intimate scar on his body“. Talk about mistress nightmares!
I wonder how Gordon got the scar? Maybe it was a botched circumcision? Or, he could have had a ‘Lorena Bobbit’ moment while dicing a cucumber? No wonder he’s always in a bad mood?
The pressure of keeping up the affair would explain why Ramsey is the most wrinkly chef on television; His face has more lines than an Amy Winehouse coke binge!
I guess if Gordon cant stand the heat, he can get out of the kitchen marriage?
April 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I am disgusted by Gordon Ramsey’s foul language and the perverse pleasure he takes in killing his pet pigs for the table, especially since these were the pets of children.
July 8th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
wow gorden? ffs kill the guy all ready
March 10th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Yeah , I d love to be in those domme games! I love your post thoug