Breaking news! Spencer Pratt needs marriage advice. Shocking! Pratt and his Hills co-star Heidi Montag eloped although Heidi always wanted a big wedding. What to do?

Somehow Tom Cruise, in who I can only assume is trying to rehab his image, appeared on The Hills After Show and dished out some marriage advice for Spencer.

Says Tom,

“If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta give the wedding,” he says. “But you’ll learn that later.”

Getting marriage counsel from Cruise, is like getting parental advice from Britney Spears. 

I don’t think it was Katie Holmes idea to turn down her role in The Dark Knight to star in the flops ‘Mad Money’ and the now cancelled ‘Eli Stone’?

What Cruise should have told Spencer is that if he wants to hold onto whatever career he has, never jump on a couch and gush about being in love, call Matt Lauer ‘glib’, and keep all things Xenu in the closet!