George W. Bush: Not a Lame Duck???

You have to give it up to old George W. Bush; the guy has cat-like reflexes. Who knew? The video of Bush going all Matrixy when two shoes were hurled at him is still the buzz on TV and the net. Dubya’s duck and dodge may be what history remembers as his great legacy?
After Iraqi TV reporter, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, launched his footwear at Bush, the president came back with a quick quip,
” If you want to know the facts, its a size 10 shoe” Zzz-zing!
I guess al-Zeidi has never played any American baseball? He’s definitely no pitcher.
I have some advice for Muntadhar al-Zeidi: Never take a date to an Iraqi carnival. You will waste all your money trying to win your woman a prize playing games of skill, like knocking over a stack of bottles with a ball, or popping a balloon with a dart. And your date will be laughing at you behind her burka.
George W. should have been in the Matrix sequels, although, I guess nothing could have saved Matrix Revolutions?
Tags: George Bush Shoe, George bush shoe attack, George W. Bush Matrix
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
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