Subway Stands By Michael Phelps
Cue the Tammy Wynette music! Sandwich chain, Subway, is standing by its man. Unlike Kellogg’s, Subway is not dropping Phelps endorsement deal even with the Olympians recent marijuana scandal.
Subway is “disappointed” in Pehlps behavior, but have vowed to move forward. We shouldn’t be too surprised, Subways other celebrity endorsement is with Family Guy dad, Peter Griffin. Anyone who watches Family Guy knows that Peter is not the brightest bulb around.
I have the feeling Peter’s mom smoked pot and crack while she was pregnant, then after giving birth baptized him in a tub of bong-water, so I see why Subway doesn’t mind breaking bread with Phelps.
Somewhere Jared is crying. You know if he got caught shooting cough-syrup he’d be toast!
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February 9th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Michael Phelps is an American Hero. He stood tall and made America proud at the Beijing Olympics. This is how America treats its heroes, we forget all of the hard work Michael Phelps did to achieve his task, we forget the pride we felt with the each gold medal, we forget how Phelps helped America to be competitive against a Chinese when they planned on winning all of the gold’s, we forget all of those things and hang a man for smoking a glass pipe at a college party. It is time that we as a country stand up for the rights of the individual, it’s time we stand together with our neighbors and take collective control of our destinies. Write a congressman or a senator any of them; imagine the weight of millions of emails calling for a change in policy. In this moment in America anything is possible just Google the email address of you’re representative and send him or her short email. It will take 10 minutes but then you have taken responsibility for change. A senator considers each email as representative of 2 thousand voters.
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February 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Thanks crazy pot-head! That was a good laugh. Control of our collective destinies? Heh… maybe your destiny is to smoke your life away. Leave the rest of this out of it.
Otherwise, nice post Stanley!
February 19th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Hey Tim, glad you liked it! The countdown to your Oscar party has begun!