Monthly Archives: March 2009

Oprah is Yearning for Zion

by on March 31, 2009, 0 comments

I got all excited Monday, when I turned on Oprah and started watching what I thought was a Little House on the Prairie reunion, but then after viewing a few minutes and not seeing short-pint, I realised that Oprah was actually at the polygamy compound Yearning for Zion.

This is the ranch that was raided by Texas law enforcement last year over concerns of sexual abuse. It was headed by that crazy guy Warren Jeffs. Never trust a guy with two first names, I say.

First Oprah talked to a group of school kids. They were all very polite and well mannered, but then things got freaky; Oprah asked them if they had ever heard of Mickey Mouse? None of the kids had a clue who he was!?!

Forcing young girls to marry at fourteen is one thing, but to deprive your kids of Mickey Mouse is an outrage! These kids need to be rescued from this compound and taken to Disneyland A-SAP!

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Mondays hid-N-gems

by on March 30, 2009, 0 comments

Has hell frozen over, or is this global warming? Either way, music videos are coming back to MTV . . . at 3am! A voicemail that allegedly has Britney Spears telling a lawyer that her dad is ‘threatening her’ is circulating. Take a listen, the voice on the tape sounds more like Nadya Suleman? Here’s a first look at some new movie posters coming out. Scroll down to ’500 Days of Summer’; I think you …

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Saved By The Bell Reunion on Jimmy Fallon?

by on March 29, 2009, 0 comments

This year is the 20th Anniversary of the teen sitcom Saved By The Belland Jimmy Fallon wants the entier cast to reunite on his Late Night show!

As someone who grew up watching the show, this is great news! Fallon has started an on-line petition urging the cast to come together, and pick a date for this to happen. I was number 4504 to sign the petition!

Some hurdles to this happening could be Dustin Screech Diamond’s upcoming “tell-all” book, and getting seven people with their own lives, families, work schedules, etc in one room?

If they reunite, Fallon and his team of writers should have them act out an all-new skit, or at least get ‘The Zack Attack’ back together for one last lip-sync?

Now, if only jimmy can get Mark-Paul Gosselaa

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Leonardo DiCaprio Wins an Award

by on March 27, 2009, 1 comment

Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Academy Award. He’s been nominated three times, but has come up emptier than Nadya Suleman’s vacant womb.

But all is not lost for Leo; the actor and philanthropist will be presented with the ‘Big Green Help’ award at Saturdays Kids’ Choice Awards on Nickelodeon.

Leo’s been spreading the gospel of Global Warming for years now, drives an electric car, and other crazy stuff. Maybe Leo will get slimed with 100% pure Organic slime? I don’t even know why Nick slimes people anymore?

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Nadya Suleman Vs Gloria Allred

by on March 26, 2009, 2 comments

The media circus that is OctoMom Nadya Suleman’s life, got crazier with the firing of Angels in Waiting the free Nannie service and the dismissal of lawyer Gloria Allred.

Nadya thought Gloria was too much up in her business and called the cops to get her out of her house. Gloria for her part feels the Octuplets are in danger and said that Nadya only feeds, holds, or is around the babies “when cameras are rolling.”

This is such a tough situation because Nadya is clearly crazy, but Gloria Allred is also nuts. Allred’s the chick who filled a lawsuit against the Sav-On drugstore chain for having both a boys and girls toy section. Yeah, she’s that crazy! Gloria also pounces on any high profile case she can find.

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Wednesdays hid-N-gems

by on March 25, 2009, 0 comments

Here’s 100 Movies to see before you die! According to Yahoo! Zac Efron skips on Footloose takes a role about ‘Death and Life’. ‘Laguna Beach’ star involved in drug bust. Isaiah Washington is facing eviction!

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David Letterman Puts a Ring On It

by on March 25, 2009, 0 comments

After being single for a couple decades, Late Night host David Letterman wed his longtime girlfriend and baby momma Regina Lasko. The two have been dating since 1986! Back then Regan was President, Letterman was on NBC, and Michel Jackson was still black, or at least beige?

I always thought Dave and Paul Shafer would hook up? They act like an old married couple on Late Night sometimes.

Beyonce could be the reason

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Nadya Suleman Fires Free Nannies!

by on March 24, 2009, 0 comments

With eight arms, OctoMom Nadya Suleman, doesn’t see the need for a helping hand from Angels in Waiting, the free 24/7 childcare service that was going to help Nadya with her large brood. Actually, Suleman fired the non-profit organization so she could hire her own nannies. Geez Nadya, don’t look a gift cephalopod in the mouth! Why buy the squid when you can get the ink for free? This is further proof that Nadya is going to squander whatever …

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Mondays hid-N-gems

by on March 23, 2009, 0 comments

Danica Mckellar aka Winnie Cooper to you and me, marries a Fred Savage look-a-like!

Josh Grobin kissed a girl!

Proof that 3 Million people can be wrong!

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Separated at Birth: Duplicity

by on March 22, 2009, 0 comments

Duplicity star Julia Roberts and The City star Olivia Palermo have more in common than just long, golden locks and botoxy smooth brows.

Olivia and Julia are both good at being catty. On The City’s season finale, Palermo got offered a job in London after taking credit for a well received magazine cover that was really the work of her frenemy Whitney Port.

Julia for her part was called “rude, downright nasty, and dismissive” at the New York premier for Duplicity. That’s not very pretty woman like!

Speaking of Duplicity, I saw it last night and I have to say that it is one of the most confusing movies I have ever seen. It tried to be some kind of caper or heist movie but it was ultimately a mess.

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