Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller are proud parents of twin boys born Saturday in Los Angeles. Charlie can now star in a spin-off series One and Two-Halves of a Man?

Speaking of Charlies sitcom, that kid guy from Two and a Half Men is getting huge! They should just call the show Three Men? Or how about Two Men and One Young Adult? Or call the sitcom what it really is, The Sexual Innuendo Show – that’s Two and a Half Men in a nutshell.

With the new twins, two daughters with Denise Richards, and another daughter from a prior fling, Sheen is only two-thirds away in matching Nadya Suleman’s record!