Monthly Archives: April 2009

Vanessa Hudgen’s “Goat Toe”

by on April 30, 2009, 0 comments

Remember in ‘The Little Mermaid’, when Ariel sold her set of pipes for feet? She had a hard time walking on them at first. Well, now another Disney star has an unusual foot experience.

Zac Efron’s girlfriend and High School Musical alum, Vanessa Hudgens, has revealed that she has a “goat toe”. What is a ‘goat toe’, you say? Well, it’s nothing like it’s Sahara cousin, its actually a freaky large toe.

It’s ” a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.”, says Vanessa

That goat toe sure didn’t help the sometimes singers album climb the charts! I wonder if the goat toe makes her more of a nag? I’ll have to ask Zac about that?

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Adam Lambert is Not an Idol Yet

by on April 29, 2009, 3 comments

All four judges on American Idol, or as I like to call it – The Adam Lambert Show, consistently gush and shower Lambert with praise after each performance.

The guy has a set of high pitched pipes; but, he may not have the ‘Idol’ tiara just yet?

Via an iTunes glitch, the top 10 AI downloads were revealed for a few minutes. Lambert has 6 songs in the top 10, but Kris Allen has the number 3 song and has turned into a dark horse front runner.

The reason for this? I’m guessing it’s because Kris Allen has the tween girls vote. Yes, many girls find Adam Lambert cute too, but they know that Clay Aiken has a better shot at hooking up with Lambert than they ever will.

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Octomom Gets Inked

by on April 28, 2009, 3 comments

Octomom, Nadya Suleman, got some fresh ink in honor of her large brood. The new tattoo is an angel dropping 14 stars – one for each mistake; I mean, miracle!

This is Suleman’s eighth tattoo. She loves getting stuff injected into her! The other seven are hidden – probably one under each tentacle?

You can watch Nadya get her tattoo at Radar online. In the video Nadya claims to have no idea what ‘Twilight’ is and has never heard of ‘Twitter’

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Miley Cyrus Crushes on Clooney

by on April 27, 2009, 2 comments

Sixteen year old, Miley Cyrus, gets a lot of flack for dating her 20 year old boyfriend, Justin Gatson; But Miley really likes older guys!

Miley revealed that “George Clooney” is her celebrity crush. At 48 Clooney isn’t just old enough to be her father – but her grandfather!

What a couple they would make? ‘Ocean’s 16 – year old!’

‘Miley Clooney’, – that has to be the most awful pairing of names ever!

So will they hook-up? Who knows, but George is a playboy, likes young woman, and Miley has made some bad decision – like this creepy image!

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Al Gore is Getting Old – Fast!

by on April 24, 2009, 2 comments

What has happened to former Vice President, Al Gore? The guy looks like he’s aged 15 years in just two! His hair has been stripped of it’s color and his skin is pale white.

It looks like Al needs to take some time out of his busy schedule for an inconvenient tan! Seriously, it looks like he trying to get a role in the next ‘Twilight’ film! Sorry, Gore – vampires don’t age!

Al should harness some of his energy fighting Global Warming and try to save his face. He should be glad that the Earth is getting warmer – he could use some sun!

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Susan Boyle Led Me On!

by on April 23, 2009, 1 comment

It looks like Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Bolye has a lot more experience than she led on? Susan famously said, that in her 47 years, she had never been kissed. Now, she’s saying that it was all just a joke!

“That was made as a joke! Never been kissed? I’ve never stopped,” Susan remarked during a chat with U.K. morning show GMTV on Tuesday.

Boyle’s ‘unlucky in love’ confession tugged at the world heart-strings, and moved myself to offer my services in the kissing department!

Boy, Susan really led me on! I feel like a fool, and the sad part is, . . . I didn’t even see it coming? That’s what you get for wearing your heart on your sleeve.

It makes me wonder what else about Boyle is fake? I wouldn’t be surprised if her bushy eyebrows were really just a pair of caterpillars on her forehead?

For all we know, she pulled a Milli Vanilli?

Well, in other related but even more bizarre news, there is rumored to be a movie based on Susan Boyle’s life! And the actress who’s name is said to be attached, is none other than Angelina Jolie!

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Robert Pattinson’s Internet Addiction

by on April 22, 2009, 0 comments

Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, has admitted to an embarrassing Internet vice. No, it’s not what your thinking; Rob is addicted to Googling himself.

“You get bored and go on IMDb. Then you realise how pathetic you are. I have to delete my [browser] history…It is kind of addictive, but at the same time pathetic.”

It’s too bad the Twilight vampires have reflections; Rob probably spends more time in front of the mirror than Vanity Smurf!

Besides having reflections, the Twilight vamps have no fangs, and can stay out in the sun – glistening like polished, precious gems.

Twilight author, Stephanie Myer sure knows how to suck the life out of Vampire

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Tuesdays hid-N-gems

by on April 21, 2009, 0 comments

Have you ever wanted to read Action Comic #1 – the first appearance of Superman? It’s online HERE.

In related comics news, SNL players, Seth Myers and Bill Hader wrote an issue of Spiderman.

Here’s a look at ‘The State’ DVD set!

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Heather Mills is Still Crazy!

by on April 21, 2009, 0 comments

If I was awarded a lump sum of $33.6 million dollars; I would be as happy as a clam!

Heather Mills, on the other hand, is still crabby that she didn’t get more money from her divorce from Beatle, Paul McCartney. A Beatle should never marry a Crab. Lesson learned.

Mills says, “I got five per cent of what we earned together in seven years. And we earned it together; I worked my butt off doing the tours and everything.”

Heather makes it sound like she was on stage playing with the band? All she was, was a glorified groupie!

Mills continued her rant,

“Everyone thinks I’m nuts because I speak the truth and I’m very outspoken. The meat industry hates me, the dairy industry hates me, the Beatle industry hates me, the landmine industry. So I have a lot of enemies out there. But I also have a

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The Force is Strong with Zac Efron

by on April 20, 2009, 0 comments

With a $25 million haul and the number one movie at the box office, Zac Efron is a force to be reckoned with.

When informed that George Lucas has a Star Wars TV show in the works, Efron got as happy as when Luke kissed Leia!

Says Zac,

“George Lucas is doing a Star WarsTV series? Oh man. I’ll have to put in a phone call. Young Skywalker? Yeah… Bring it On,”

By the looks of Zac’s noggin, you’d think he’s been preparing for the role for years! Zac’s ‘Skywalker’ haircut could blend in more seamlessly than some of the updated ‘Special Edition’ effects!

If Zac did get cast in he would have the most manicured eyebrows in the galaxy – and give Princess Leia a run in the makeup department.

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