It looks like Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Bolye has a lot more experience than she led on? Susan famously said, that in her 47 years, she had never been kissed. Now, she’s saying that it was all just a joke!
“That was made as a joke! Never been kissed? I’ve never stopped,” Susan remarked during a chat with U.K. morning show GMTV on Tuesday.
Boyle’s ‘unlucky in love’ confession tugged at the world heart-strings, and moved myself to offer my services in the kissing department!
Boy, Susan really led me on! I feel like a fool, and the sad part is, . . . I didn’t even see it coming? That’s what you get for wearing your heart on your sleeve.
It makes me wonder what else about Boyle is fake? I wouldn’t be surprised if her bushy eyebrows were really just a pair of caterpillars on her forehead?
For all we know, she pulled a Milli Vanilli?
Well, in other related but even more bizarre news, there is rumored to be a movie based on Susan Boyle’s life! And the actress who’s name is said to be attached, is none other than Angelina Jolie!
Yesterday, when I first heard this rumor, I thought that there was no method acting or training in the world, that could prepare Angelina Jolie to play someone so innocent! But, now that Susan has revealed that she’s ‘been around the block’, Angie has a shot!
Of course, Jolie will have to gain about 60 pounds, tease her hair, and stop tweezing her eyebrows – for about a year!