Monthly Archives: May 2009

Adam Lambert May Come Out on Rolling Stone Cover

American Idol runner-up, Adam Lambert, is reportedly going to come out as a gay man on the cover of Rolling Stone. I thought Lambert’s sexual orientation was common knowledge, like O.J. killing his wife?

With pictures on the Internet of Adam kissing other men and dressing in drag; Lambert would have to come out as a Lesbian to shock me! Now, wouldn’t that be a jaw dropper, if Adam was actually an Eve?!?

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Phil Spector Sentenced to 19 Years; Endorses Barack Obama

Legendary music producer, Phil Spector, was sentenced to 19 years to life Friday for the death of actress Lana Clarkson. You know your crazy, when you arrive for your sentencing wearing a buton that reads ‘Barck Obama Rocks’. The Presidents ability to rock or not would be the least of my concerns at that moment.

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The Hills 2.0

With Lauren Conrad’s final episode of The Hills on Sunday, you may be wondering if there will be any drama next season on the “reality” show?

We’ll, have no fear, Lauren’s enemy from Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavallari, is joining The Hills gang.

And its already scripted reportedly getting dicey between Hills alum Audrina Patridge and Newby, Kristin.

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Lady Gaga Likes Girlie Men

Lady Gaga likes men that look like girls. Lady gaga prefers guys that look like woman, feminine guys.
Lady Gaga love life likes men who look like women

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Susan Boyle Wows Audiences Again

Susan Boyle easily made it through the semi-finals on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ Sunday. Boyle sang ‘Memory’ from the play Cats. If my memory serves me correctly, Susan looked a lot frumpier the first time she sang?

This round Boyle showed off her darker, coiffed hair, and freshly plucked eyebrows! I think a special award should go to Boyle’s stylist? Those tweezers got talent!

Susan still has the worst teeth in music. Jewel has nothing on her!

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Clay Aiken Apologizes to Adam Lambert

Clay Aiken is retracting statements he made one day prior about American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert. Aiken got his panties in a bunch when asked what he thought of ‘Idol’ this season.

Clay said that Lambert’s singing made his “ears bleed” and called him “awful”.

I think Aiken’s jealous of Lambert? Clay use to be the most famous Gay Idol. True, Clay didn’t come out of the closet until last year, but – we all knew!

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Ellen Degeneres New Haircut

Does anyone else think Ellen Degeneres look a little more Lesbian this season?

I’m not trying to rag on Ellen; she has one of the best talk shows on TV. Ellen’s genuinely funny and has great guests – she’s my favorite Lesbian!

Her new shorter cropped hair gives her a bit more of a ‘masculine” look. She defiantly wears the pants in her an Portia de Rossi’s relationship. I mean literally – you’ll never see Ellen in a skirt.

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Kris Allen Wins American Idol

Kris Allen, the dark-horse contestant, is the winner of American Idol season 8! I had a feeling Allen was going to win all day, and mut gut instinct was right.

Kris beat out the Idol judge-gushing front runner, Adam Lambert. I liked them both, but Adam’s high pitched notes to nowhere were starting to get annoying. It was like listening to a cat in heat.

I’m sure the ‘Gokey Factor’ played heavily into Allen’s win. That is, most of Danny Gokey’s fans switched to Kris Allen, once Gokey was eliminated.

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Missing Link Fever Spreads

The evolutionary “Missing Link” has reportedly been found, sending the world into missing link fever. Im no scientist, but this missing link fever is spreading faster than H1N1 and the Swine Flu combined!

Even Google is missing link happy!

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Michael Phelps Loses Twice in Two Days!

Michael Phelps is an anomaly. He has the body of a dolphin, but the brain of a goldfish. Since last years bong photo uproar, Phelps has vowed to never smoke weed again, and has cleaned up his act.

Unfortunately, at his first swim meet since the scandal, Phelps lost – twice! Maybe he swam with his metals around his neck?

Which makes me think that Phelps was faster when he was smoking dope? Marijuana makes normal people more relaxed and mellow; somehow, weed gives Michael speed?

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