Many people are confused about the Swine Flu. Paris Hilton thinks that she can get it from eating pork, while Vice President, Joe Biden, thinks you can catch it on a plane.
Now, the CDC is no longer calling it the Swine Flu and are referring to it by its real name: H1N1. H1N1 sounds like it’s straight out of Star Wars? I have the feeling that this is actually a Droid Flu?
The media always blows things out of proportion! Humans need not worry, but if your a Protocol or Astromech droid – watch out! I bet the Droid Flu originated with cheaper labor-droids working in the spice mines of Kessel? Those are tough working conditions with dirty oil-baths.
Now, droids have come down with H1N1 from Alderan all the way to Dantooine, the old Dantooine. . .
Symptoms of Droid Flu are blown gaskets, oil leaks, and R2 Units with bad Motivators.
So, if your a Human – enjoy your life, don’t worry about H1N1, eat pork, travel by plane, . . . but stay off the star cruisers, just in case!