H1N1 is a Droid Flu!
Many people are confused about the Swine Flu. Paris Hilton thinks that she can get it from eating pork, while Vice President, Joe Biden, thinks you can catch it on a plane.
Now, the CDC is no longer calling it the Swine Flu and are referring to it by its real name: H1N1. H1N1 sounds like it’s straight out of Star Wars? I have the feeling that this is actually a Droid Flu?
The media always blows things out of proportion! Humans need not worry, but if your a Protocol or Astromech droid – watch out! I bet the Droid Flu originated with cheaper labor-droids working in the spice mines of Kessel? Those are tough working conditions with dirty oil-baths.
Now, droids have come down with H1N1 from Alderan all the way to Dantooine, the old Dantooine. . .
Symptoms of Droid Flu are blown gaskets, oil leaks, and R2 Units with bad Motivators.
So, if your a Human – enjoy your life, don’t worry about H1N1, eat pork, travel by plane, . . . but stay off the star cruisers, just in case!
Tags: H1N1 Droid Flu, R2D2 H1N1, Star wars H1N1
May 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Its all those pesky Jawa’s bringing in Illegal Immigrant Droids for cheap labor. They cant even speak Bochi.
May 4th, 2009 at 2:09 am
Haha! Or maybe its from getting it on with a 90’s printer!