Amy Winehouse Launching Perfume Line
Have you ever wanted to smell like the inside of a dirty crack-house? Well, now’s your chance. Amy Winehouse is reportedly launching her own line of perfume.
With just a few sprays you can smell like leftover meth resin, sour bong water, and yesterdays heroin, - with a hint of wasted talent!
Winehouse’s rep says,
“They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can.”
I think her rep means, ‘while she is still alive’?
