Monthly Archives: August 2009

Tyra Banks To Reveal Her Real Hair

Are you ready for National Real Hair Day on Sept. 8th? Never heard of it, you say? Well, National Real Hair Day is the brainchild of former super-model turned talk show crazy, Tyra Banks.

Tyra is taking off her weave for the season 5 premier of her show, and going all natural on her noggin.

I wonder what Tyra’s real hair looks like? What’s under Tyra’s weave is about as suspenseful as when Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capones vault!

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Hugh Grant to Retire?

Hugh Grant will retire from the screen if he can’t get control of a recent bout of stage fright.
I’m going to be really bummed if Grant gives up and retires! He’s one of my favorite actors. OK, so maybe he always plays the same character, but its a good character!

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Michael Jackson’s Brain is Reunited With His Body

After weeks of being apart, Michael Jackson’s brain was finally returned to his body. Jackson’s brain was on hiatus for a few weeks while toxicology tests were performed on it.

This is the longest time Michael and his brain have been apart since the time he told filmmaker, Martin Bashir, that he lets boys sleep in his bed! His brain had to have taken the morning off during that interview?

Now all that’s left to specualte on, is where and when Michael will finally be buried? It’s been over a month since the ‘King of Pop’ died; they’re stretching out this story-line, longer than the Ross-Rachel hook-up on ‘Friends’!

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Why Bill Clinton Was Picked To Negotiate With North Korea:

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Robert Pattinson: Worlds Sexiest Man

This is the face of the worlds sexiest man. Robert Pattinson was bestowed the honor by a British magazine.

I wonder how People magazine feels about this? They usually corner the ‘Sexiest Man’ market.

Apparently, Rob proves that you don’t have to own a comb to be sexy.

Second place on the list went to Johnny Depp, followed by Hugh Jackman in third.

Justin Timberlake brought sexy way back, coming in eighth place.

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Jessica Simpson is Part Indian

Jessica Simpson got herself in hot fire water last week, when asked if she would take back expensive gifts she gave ex Tony Romo, Simpson replied no, because she’s “not an Indian giver”.

Now Jess is explaining that her gaffe wasn’t racially motivated because she is Indian! It turns out Simpson is 1/16 Native American.

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Pope Benedict Album Coming Soon

Pope Benedict the 16, 17, . . . Eggs Benedict – whatever his name is – is releasing an album this November. With the passing of the ‘King of Pop’, I wonder if Benedict will proclaim himself the ‘King of Pope’?

Who knew the church had more in common with Michael Jackson than just molestation allegations? I kid, I kid . . . we all know Michael didn’t do it!

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