New episodes of Glee wont begin until April 13th! To hold you and myself over, I decided to draw a picture of my favorite character from the FOX hit, Quinn Fabray. Dianna Agron who plays Quinn, doesn’t really sing much on the show which is know for its amazing music numbers. Gee, I wonder why she’s my favorite on Glee? Hmmmm . . .
Monthly Archives: December 2009
Charlie Sheen: Two And A Half Marriages
Actor Charlie Sheen has been divorced twice, and he’s half-way to his third failed marriage! Sheen and his wife of two years, Brooke Mueller, got into a heated argument on Christmas morning, Brooke called 911 and Sheen was hauled off to jail.
At first Brooke told police that Charlie choked her, but then later said that she was drunk and made up the story. Still, I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw the highest paid actor on televisions mug shot – it was a Christmas miracle!
Sheen is not good at long-term relationships. I really think he should go back to dating porn-stars and call girls. He excelled at that.
Charlie’s a cad in real life. I think he should give back his Golden Globe awards for Two and a Half Men. That’s no acting – he’s just being
My Thoughts on Avatar
For some reason I have the feeling that the mineral under the Na’vi tree is actually colloidal silver? I’m no doctor, but it looks to me that the Na’vi have too much colloidal silver in their blood? It happened to this guy:
Elin Nordegren: Single Lady?
You can’t cage a tiger! Know one knows that more than Ray Horn, Mowgli, and Elin Nordegren. The reportedly soon-to-be single Elin Nordgren deserves someone that will treat her right. That’s where I come in!
Tiger Woods may have trophy’s, awards, and golf-records – but I have one thing he doesn’t: devotion! I also have a clean driving record. Not once have I ever been pulled out of my car after hitting a mailbox and a tree!
I would treat Elin like a princess, take care of her kids as if they were mine, and spend her alimony as if it were my own!
The Swedish pop-group The Cardigans are one of my favorite bands, so life in Scandinavia would be an easy adjustment! I bet Tiger doesn’t even listen to ABBA?
Ethnic Disney Princesses
Jasmine is Arabic, Mulan is Asian, and Pocahontas was Native American.
And Snow White had to be Mexican? Think about it, she was a maid and lived in a small house with seven other people!
Gary Busey is Pro Creating!
It seems actor GarBusey babyy Busey has been getting busy? Busey is going to be a father again at the age of 65! Gary knocked-up his girlfriend, Steffanie Sampson, who surprisingly looks very normal.
For their new baby’s sake; I hope the kid looks exactly like it’s mother! The world doesn’t need another Gary Scary Busey!
New Couple Alert! Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan
Are alternative-rock God, Billy Corgan, and singer, Jessica Simpson, making beautiful music together? According to E! News, Simpson has “fallen hard and is smitten” with the bald lead singer of The Smashing Pumpkins.
Jessica changes music styles like she goes through men. First she tried pop music, then her country album flopped, maybe she’ll try alternative-rock next?
Tiger’s On The Prowl
Have you ever noticed that Tiger Woods always wears red on the golf course on Sundays? It makes me wonder if Woods wore his lucky red shirt when he scored with his mistresses?
I know one thing for sure . . .
New ‘Harry’ Book!!!
Reid and the other Senator wizards, can make thousands of American jobs disappear with one wave of their wand!
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