My Thoughts on Avatar
I saw Avatar on opening night in 3D. The story is really simple: It’s the year 2154, Earth is depleted and needs a new energy source. There is an elusive mineral on a far away moon called Pandora that the corporate humans want to mine and sell on Earth. Problem is, most of this mineral is directly under a huge tree inhabited by these large, blue, cat-like people called the Na’vi.
For some reason I have the feeling that the mineral under the Na’vi tree is actually colloidal silver? I’m no doctor, but it looks to me that the Na’vi have too much colloidal silver in their blood? It happened to this guy:
He’s addicted to colloidal silver like Lindsay Lohan is crack. I think if he keeps popping the colloidal silver he’s going to grow a cat-nose and tail soon?
I’m sure The Blue Man Group would hop on the first spaceship out of Earth if they knew there was a planet full of blue women? Talk about blue balls, no wonder these poor guys bide their time banging on pipes!?!
As for Avatar – see it in 3D. It will cost you a little more green, but wont make you blue!
January 4th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Celebrity Death Match: Na’vi vs. Blue Man Group
January 4th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Steve, I would love to see that! My money is on the Blue Man Group – they would knock them over the head with their pipes!