Monthly Archives: January 2010

Neil Patrick Harris Can Do Almost Anything!

Neil Patrick Harris has just been picked to host the new game show The Cube! I’m sure Neil’s quick wit and humor will make The Cube worth watching.

After two Emmy nominations for How I Met Your Mother, successfully hosting the Tony and prime time Emmy awards,

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iPad Commandments

Apple unveiled their new computer gadget today, the iPad. I swear, the computer geeks were hanging on every word Apple chief Steve Jobs said, as if he were Moses reading from the tablets of the Ten Commandments!

Apple’s new toy looks like an overweight iPhone, and I’m still not sold on the name? iPad, really? Oh well, could be worse?

I hear it was originally going to be called the iTampon?

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Rihanna Is No Hope For Haiti!

Did you see Rihanna on the Hope For Haiti Now telethon? While all the other celebrities wore very conservative and respectful clothes, Rihanna looked like a $20 dollar hooker as usual.

It looked like she wasn’t wearing any pants? I hope Haiti doesn’t view her as a role model!

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Conan O’Brien Isn’t Just Pale. . .

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Jay Leno For Job Growth!

Barack Obama should hire Jay Leno as secretary of Job Growth or something, I mean, the guy knows how to get a job!
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Life’s Mysteries: Al-Qaeda

Have you noticed whenever there’s an act of terrorism, like a suicide bomber or a car bomb, some terrorist organization like Al-Qaeda or another Islamic extremist group, loves to take credit for it?

I swear, there about as giddy and boastful as those people in those Windows 7 ads!

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Team Conan!

With NBC’s late night mess, I’m definitely on Team Conan! His comedy is a bit edgier and I enjoy his celebrity interviews more than Jay Leno’s. There hasn’t been such emotional choosing of sides since Twilight!

Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno are the new Edward and Jacob! I always thought Conan had Robert Pattinson style hair!

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Simon and Paula, the X-Factor

Simon Cowell is a quitter. Cowell is quitting American Idol that is, and bringing his other hit singing competition from the UK, X-Factor to FOX.

Cowell’s ‘Idol’ contract is up after this season and is said to be courting Paula Abdul to be a judge on X-Factor.

I can only imagine what Simon’s saying to woo her? “Paula, you complete me. You’re the Gin to my Tonic, the Rum to my Coke.”

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Elvis Presley Turns 75

Elvis Presley turned 75 today, and I have to admit, he’s never looked better. I just saw a clip of him on TV and he didn’t look a day over 42? I don’t know what his secret is?

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Ellen DeGeneres Idol Experience

Ellen Degeneres will be the authority when a contestant sings a song bu a lesbian singer like Melissa Etheridge, or K.D.Lang!

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