Monthly Archives: February 2010

Matthew Fox in Stripper Sex Scandal?

A 25 year old stripper named Stefani Talbott is claiming that she had an affair with LOST star Matthew Fox. Talbot was dancing when she saw Matthew in the audience and recognized him from his role on Party of Five.

If her allegations are true it sounds like they had a party of two?

Fox, who is married and a father of two kids, should have an easier time explaining the plot of LOST to his wife, then explaining what happened with the stripper!

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Separated at Birth: Mad Hatter

Johnny Depp’s eyes are digitally enlarged by about 10% for his role as the Mad Hatter in the new Alice in Wonderland film.

Disney could have saved a bunch of money by hiring Elijah Wood for the role. Wood’s eyes are already at Hatter-size.

Elijah is also a good actor too. I was completely convinced he was a homosexual Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings trilogy!

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Kevin Eubanks On Team Conan?

Could Tonight Show band leader Kevin Eubanks be on team Conan? Rumors are swirling that Eubanks is leaving his Tonight Show gig soon after it re-launches with Jay Leno? I sounds like Eubanks is just getting lazy rather that siding with Conan?

Eubanks took to his Twitter account saying, “I’ll still be around on the show, but less as of now. I’ll tweet when a definite plan is set. ”

How in the world is Kevin going to do less?? Honestly, he laughs at Jay’s jokes, and chimes in every now and then with something unfunny to say. He doesn’t even stand up when he’s playing, he just sits there?

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Gary Coleman is Hating on Haiti

For a small man Gary Coleman has a lot of anger! Coleman was on The Insider last week to talk about his recent arrest for spousal abuse when suddenly he went on an angry rant about Haiti.

Gary’s sick of all the media coverage Haiti has received since the earthquake and thinks everyone should stop sending money to Haiti and concentrate on rebuilding New Orleans.

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Oprah Winfrey Phone Nazi!

Beware everyone, Oprah’s on a mission! This time she has taken up the cause of talking or texting on your cell phone while driving.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of texting while driving either – I only do it when absolutely necessary, but Oprah wants to ban talking on your cell phone even if your using a hands-free device, which is legal here in California!

Oprah has set up a No Phone Zone section on her website and wants everyone to pledge to stop the “bad habit”.

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Life’s Mysteries: Graduation

Why is it, whenever you see a class of students in black graduation gowns, it looks like they all graduated law school and are all going to become Court Judges?

And why do half the class look like they will be Judges in Hawaii?

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Taylor Swift On Glee

Taylor Swift wants to guest star on the hit show Glee. I’m all for Swift being on Glee because THERE IS NO LIVE SINGING!

Did you see Taylor’s performance on the Grammys this year? It was sketchier than that crappy drawing I did above! I’ve heard more melodic sounds coming from a cat in heat!

Don’t get me wrong, I like Taylor because she writes her own songs and is a fellow guitar player but the girl isn’t a great vocalist. She makes Quinn from Glee sound like Barbara Streisand!

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Separated at Birth: Paris Jackson

During Prince Michael and Paris Jackson’s tribute to their late father Michael Jackson at the Grammy Awards, it donned on my who Paris Jackson’s mother really is!

Paris Jackson’s biological mother has to be singer Fiona Apple! They have the same nose, eyes, mouth, even glasses!

Do you really think that the well mannered and polite Paris Jackson is a product of this :

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