Monthly Archives: March 2010

Kristen Stewart Likes Good Music!

Actress Kristen Stewart is much more interesting person than her Twilight character of Bella Swan. When asked what music she is listening to during a recent interview with PopCandy, Kristen replied:

“I listen to The Shins and Radiohead and Interpol. And we saw Band of Horses last night, and that was awesome, because they’re, like, my favorite band right now. I love Camera Obscura and Jenny Lewis.”

Those are all some of my favorite bands too. If only Kristen could put more of herself into Bella Swan? Author, Stephanie Meyer, has Bella hooked on Yanni or something?? Boring.

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Kelly Ripa Has Man-Arms!

Have you seen Kelly Ripa’s arms lately? Ripa has been getting ripped! The petite blond is now sporting Arnold Schwarzenegger arms – circa 1984 even!

Her arms look too big for her small frame. I’m sure Kelly thinks she looks great, but she has unknowingly crossed over from toned arms – to man arms!

Ripa’s arms are so muscular even Madonna would get grossed out by them! I have the feeling Ripa is sweetening her coffee with anabolic steroids?

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Robert Pattinson: Box Office Poison?

World-wide superstar Robet Pattinson’s latest movie Remember Me took in a meager $8.3 Million dollars at the box office coming in 4th place! I wonder what happened to all rabid Twilight fans this time around?

I have a feeling the TwiHard fans prefer their Pattinson pale and non-breathing? It seems if Robert Pattinson isn’t playing vampire Edward Cullen, the theaters are shallower than Stephanie Meyer’s stories!

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Robert Pattinson Has A Crush on Betty White!

Move over Kirsten Stewart, Robert Pattinson has a new crush! Rob’s got his eyes on Golden Girl Betty White.

Rob told the gals of The View, “I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America. She’s vibrant, it’s sexy. I think the more age, the better.”

That is one May-December . . . December romance!

At least Pattinson has picked the ditsiest and most fun Golden Girl. Sophia was crazy. I’m still convinced Dorothy was a man? And Blanche was a slut.

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Smoking to Blame for Whitney Houston’s Bad Voice.

Whitney Houston’s comeback tour is going up in smoke! Angry fans stormed out of her show in Melbourne Australia after Houston struggled to sing with a hoarse voice and was unable to hit her signature high notes.

“It was the worst concert ever,” said one fan.

Whitney is blaming her weak voice on her addiction to cigarette smoking. Her once perfect set of pipes are now filled with nicotine.

If singing was my talent I wouldn’t destroy it with smoking. Whitney’s abusing her body like Bobby Brown after a few beers!

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