
At the time of this writing the 33 miners of Chile will have been trapped for 61 days! I have a feeling that the San Jose Mine is looking more like Brokeback Mountain.
It’s hot down there. The miners are all half naked. You don’t think they might get the urge to do a little exploring of there own??
The families of the miners have been camping outside the mine, holding onto hope that they will see their loved ones soon. But I hear the families grew concerned when the miners requested the greatest hits of the Village People.

OK, so I made that last part up. But mark my word, they’re doing the YMCA down there!



So what if they did? Don’t you have any better stories?
A song NOT from Carly Simon applies here:
You’re so gay
I bet this song is really about YOU
You’re so gay-ay-ay-ay
I know this song just must be about you, bout you, bout you
Are miners gay?
Does it really matter if they are?
They live in the dark
If they lived on an ark they’d do anyone
But you’re so gay
I bet this song is really about you
You’re so gay-ay-ay
It takes one to know one so it’s about you, bout you, bout you