Gary Busey was in a serious motorcycle accident in 1988. His skull was fractured and he suffered permanent brain damage. Somehow, the accident unlocked a part of Gary’s brain that creates acronyms. These acronyms or backronyms, are bizarre and weirdly charming.

Gary Busey is the Rain Man of acronyms. Yes, the accident turned Gary into a savant; an idiot savant.

Here are some of the crazy acronyms I heard on the Celebrity Apprentice and found on-line.

Busey-isms

Team – Together Everyone Achieves More

Relationship – Really Exciting Love Affair Till It’s Over, Now Sobriety Hangs In Peril

Sober - Son Of a Bitch Everything’s Real

Lucky – Living Under Correct Knowledge Yearly

Now – No Other Way

Romance – Relying On Magnificent And Necessary Compatible Energy

Fear – False Evidence Appearing Real

Light - Living In God’s Heavenly Thoughts

Failing – Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth

Gone – Getting Over Negative Energy

Faith – Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him

Fraud – Finding Relevant Answers Under Deception

Freedom – Facing Real Exciting Energy Developing Out of Miracles