The eagerly anticipated Martin Luther King Jr. statue was unveiled this week. It looks an awful lot like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.
I’m starting to think my history books are inaccurate and King wasn’t assassinated by a snipers rifle, but captured by the bounty hunter, Boba Fett.
I also find King’s famous words “Free At Last” ironic, since his body is half encased in granite. It makes me wonder if the $120 Million dollar budget for the sculpture wasn’t enough, and they were like, ‘screw it, that’ll work.’
Whoever sculpted it did a great job, but It should not be on display in Washington DC; that thing should be hanging in Jabba’s Palace!
Once George Lucas gets wind of this sculpture, someones heads going to be in carbonite!