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Angelina Jolie Can’t Cook

by on December 2, 2008, 0 comments

She may be an Academy award winner, a UN Goodwill Ambassador, and mother of six kids; but there’s one thing Angelina Jolie isn’t –  and that’s a cook!

Beau Brad Pitt reveals that the best meal Angelina has made for him was “cereals”.

I hope Angie pours the good stuff like Fruity Pebbles or Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I would get pissed if she shoved a bowl of Grape Nuts my way!

I guess breast-feeding is the closest thing newborns Knox and Vivienne get to a home cooked meal?

Oh well, so Angie’s not Superwoman. But, I always knew she was good at turning Trix®!

Angelina Jolie: I’m Ready to “Fade Away”

by on November 14, 2008, 0 comments

If your an Angelina Jolie fan, you may want to catch her latest film The Changeling, ASAP! The star is planning on disappearing from the screen sooner than later.

Citing the obvious, “I have alot of children”, and a need to be home more; Jolie also doesn’t feel the need to be a celebity now.

“I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day, . . . I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity.”

Jolie retiring from the screen is a real bummer for fans of her ahem- body of work. But, I can think of at least one person who cant wait to see her disappear!
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt Plays With Knives!

by on October 14, 2008, 1 comment

You don’t want to mess with little Maddox! The original adopted kid of the Jolie-Pitt brood has been supplied with knives by his superstar mother, Angelina Jolie.

Knives are nothing new to Angie – she reminisces,

“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12 . . . And I’ve already bought Maddox some.”

Maddox probably feels like he’s back in the Cambodian jungle?

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People who need People

by on August 4, 2008, 0 comments

the luckiest people

“… are the luckiest people in the world.”

I’m away from the Internet for a few days, and the new Luke and Leia are unveiled!

People magazine paid $14 Million for the exclusive first photos of the new Jolie-Pitt twins. That’s a bigger opening than the latest  X-Files movie. Angelina Jolie is a one woman production company with Brad Pitt under contract . . . reminds me of the old studio-system. The twins give Angie her third best opening weekend ever!

With all the hoopla surrounding a glimpse of the new Brangelina Bunch, it makes Michael Jackson’s kid “Blanket” seem like a good idea!

Catwoman Casting

by on August 1, 2008, 0 comments

MeowwwwwThe latest Batman sequel should have been titled The Dark Green Knight-after breaking box-office records and giving Warner Bros. the biggest hit of the summer.

Talks of another instalment and casting have been lighting up the Internet brighter than a bat signal.

One of the rumors is Angelina Jolie as Catwoman. The UN Goodwill Ambassador is already an international superwoman, plus she already has a litter of kids!

Here are some other casting possibilities I think would work:

Katherine Heigl. The ‘Grey’s’ star is use to being ‘catty’ with co-stars . . . and Emmy nods!

Katherine Heigl

Cat Deeley: The So You Think You Can Dance host has the name for it.

so you think you can dance

How about Amy Winehouse as Catwoman? She’s an alley-cat with nine lives! But, I think she’s burned through most of em now?

The most believable and commanding presence the film producers could make, is to cast Princess Chunk as Catwoman. She’s the Kirstie Alley of the cat world.

The New-New Yorker Outrage

by on July 15, 2008, 5 comments

The Money Bump

Now this is the bump heard around the world! Forget about the New Yorker Obama cover; Angelina Jolie’s baby-bump magazine spread is what should cause a public outrage. Angie and partner Brad Pitt are reportedly getting $15-20 Million for the first pictures of their new kids.

There’s something wrong in the world when multi-millionaires, get paid multi-millions just for a glimpse at their spawn! How can these magazines afford spending that much? I don’t know about you, but I usually read my celebrity mags while in the checkout line. The key is to get behind someone with a cart full of groceries, or a really old person, then you can read most of the mag for free! Continue reading →

Best.Show.Ever

by on July 14, 2008, 0 comments

The Brangelina Bunch

Now this is a reality show I would watch! Denise Richards thinks her life is complicated, try balancing this brood! The Brangelina Bunch also up-ed the ante by having two new babies; that makes ‘Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood’ look like a breeze. The sibling rivalry and drama between the kids would make The Hills look scripted, . . . oh wait, it already is.

And talks about Survivor, with Brad and Angie’s busy schedules, its got to be a struggle in their chateau for any attention!

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The Jolie-Pitt Twins: Hot Out Of The Oven!

by on July 2, 2008, 0 comments

Hot out of the oven!

Coming soon to a newsstand near you!

Angelina Jolie: Womb Raider

by on June 2, 2008, 0 comments

Angelina Joile Double D Seven

Double-D Seven 

Already know by most men (and some women) for packing heat,  Angelina Jolie  revealed to the Daily Mail  the extent to which she will protect her family, stating that she has armed herself with guns similar to the one she used in ‘Tomb Raider’.

She said,  ”If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting them.”

The Action star and mother of six eight, went on to warn any perspective criminals; “Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I’d be able to use it if I had to.”

I bet Angie wanted to shoot Jack Black last month in Cannes, when he spilled the beans about her being pregnant with twins! Pushy paparazzi should also be on guard; if Brad and Angie mistake a telescopic lens as a threat, they might go all ‘Mr & Mrs Smith’ on them!

William Hung

Introducing, Glady’s Knight and the Pitts!

by on March 31, 2008, 2 comments

Gladys knight and the pitts

OK, so Gladys Knight never performed with the Pitt’s, nor did Brad and Angelina get married this weekend in New Orleans as reported by Star on March 29th, which led to a retraction the next day. The tabloid mag stuck by their sources for a full 24 hours as other mags like People dismissed the nuptial claims. It must really be the Pitts for the Star employee who ran the nonfactual story; possibly losing their job, packing their bags,  and leaving . . . on a midnight train to Georgia . . . woo woo!