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You may want to catch Oprah today. Brad Pitt and his mustache stop by to talk about fatherhood and his latest flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons.

Pitt may hold some kind of record; around 2 and a half years ago he had no kids- now he’s a father to six at last count. On today’s show, Pitt tells Oprah about Shiloh’s Peter Pan obsession among other things. Sounds like Shiloh has more in common with Michael Jackson than just white skin?

Brad also reveals how his brood has made him stronger, says Pitt

“I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit,” he jokes. “You can’t get me; You cannot break me down.”

He might be impervious to bodily fluids, but can he handle this????
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It takes a lot of work to be named one of the ’sexiest men alive’.  Harder still, is staying that way! According to reports, Brad Pitt spends over an hour on a nightly beauty regimen.

Some of the primping Brad does, involves:

Steaming his face twice a week.

Cleansing, toning, and exfoliating his face.

Moisturizing with $1,400 a jar, cream.

Plucking his own eyebrows.

A source reveals,

“And it drives Angie nuts, but he has her scan his head weekly for gray hair.” (more…)

“… are the luckiest people in the world.”

I’m away from the Internet for a few days, and the new Luke and Leia are unveiled!

People magazine paid $14 Million for the exclusive first photos of the new Jolie-Pitt twins. That’s a bigger opening than the latest  X-Files movie. Angelina Jolie is a one woman production company with Brad Pitt under contract . . . reminds me of the old studio-system. The twins give Angie her third best opening weekend ever!

With all the hoopla surrounding a glimpse of the new Brangelina Bunch, it makes Michael Jackson’s kid “Blanket” seem like a good idea!

Could golden-boy Brad Pitt be turning into Britney Spears? The actor made a move reminiscent of classic Britney; No, he didn’t shave his head bald and attack photographers with an umbrella, but Brad was caught driving around in a golf-cart with daughter Shiloh in his lap! Both were not wearing a seat belt.

I know the hysteria around the Brangelina babies makes the tots feel like the second coming of Christ, but they are mortal and could get injured. Either Brad felt really embarrassed, or Angie threw a fit because as soon as the pictures hit the web, Brad and his Lawyer team threatened legal action and the pics were quickly removed! Pitt got pissed!

If Shiloh starts asking mamma for frappuccino’s and Cheetos, Brad is going to be in the dog house!