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Here’s what else is happening in the world of Entertainment . . .
Britney Spears posed for pics with her tater-tots. [BSpears]
Jennifer Gardner had another girl! [WWTDD]
Meanwhile, back in Spears land, Jamie Spears gets Conservatorship -for life! [INO]
Five years ago this week Britney Spears and childhood friend, Jason Alexander, were married in Las Vegsas. 5 years already? Time flies!
Time really shot by for Alexander, who a quick 55 hours after marrying Brit, was a single man again. Pressure from the Spears family helped annul the marriage which Britney would later describe as “a joke that went too far“.
Poor Alexander, with his Frankenstein haircut, and probably similar smarts, had hit the jackpot, wedding Britney Spears, and in her prime mind you.
On the other hand, he missed out on 5 years of crazy-drama!
She’s ba-a-ck! The redemption of Britney Spears is complete following Friday nights performance on Simon Cowells UK hit X-Factor.
Brit Brit’s appearance drew in 12.8 million viewers. That’s 53 percent of the entire UK viewing audience and the largest ever for the X-Factor.
One of the first drawing I did for this blog was Britney going crazy. It was kinda sad drawing that. Soon I sketched her sleazy “manager” Sam Lutfi, and doodled as Brit turned British! After a stack of drawings later, it’s almost odd to draw her normal!
Hopefully she doesn’t go crazy again? Plus, I like drawing her weave over her bald head any day!
“I’m not that innocent!”
Britney Spears almost pulled a Madonna! No, not the pop-star, the other Madonna. Britney was was offered the role of the Virgin Mary in the comedy Sweet Baby Jesus.
The films producer reveals how close Brit was to being a virgin again,
“Britney read the script and liked it. She really wanted to play the role of Mary. But people were against it and she was pressured. Then she ran into trouble with her family so we decided the timing wasn’t right.”
Thankfully she turned down the role and returned to the scantly-clad Womanizer we all love!
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The Britney Spears comeback train keeps rolling this morning with news of a new fragrance from the pop-princess.
The new perfume is called Hidden Fantasy, and is described as “a cherry scent with a hint of vanilla.” That sounds an awful lot like a strawberry frappuccino with a shot of vanilla, if you ask me?
I hear if you spray on too much Hidden Fantasy Frapp, you may need to use the ‘ode de toilet’?
Look for Britney’s new fragrance to hit store Starbucks shelves in December.
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Britney Spears and her great grandmother Lillian
Remember when Britney Spears lost her mind earlier this year? Of course you do. For a few weeks during her meltdown, Brit lost her marbles - but gained a British accent. She was heard all over Hollywood, speaking with a thick, cockney accent that Eliza Doolittle would be proud of!
It turns out, Britney has long family ties in England, and her great grandmother is a near mirror image of the pop-princess! The resemblances aren’t just on the outside.
Great granny Lillian loved to dance the Jitterbug and “had a passion for music.” I’m sure Britney inherited Lillians love of dance, albeit more scantily clad.
Although generations apart, they also share the same eyes, nose, and smile! Oh, they also amazingly have the same skull!
Lets just hope granny Lillian never got caught partying without her knickers on!
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After breaking up with Justin Timberlake in 2002; pop-singer, Britney Spears, has dated and married a handfull of weird men.
The latest rumor is that Brit is dating British comedian Russell Brand. Russell who?-you say. Brand is a crazy-haired comic, quite famous over in the UK and Europe, but best know here in the States for his role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and hosting the 25th MTV VMA’s.
Oh ya, he also is a recovering heroin addict and a confessed sex addict. That said, I think he did a god job hosting the VMA’s and I saw him last week on The Craig Ferguson show and Brand was down right hilarious!
So back to the rumor, Brit Brit and Brand were spotted at the same restaurant, at the same time - but left in separate cars. What do you think, mere coincidence? Verdicts still out. I love speculation!
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Russell Brand cant be any worse than Britney’s recent track record:
Left to right: Jason Alexander-Not the Seinfeld character. George would have been an up-grade. Kevin Federline-Alimony Leech. Adnan Ghalib-Brit’s Paparazzi boyfriend-Pure Evil
The latest OK! magazine debuted Wednesday, with Britney Spears ‘comeback’ making headlines. But, the first thing I noticed was that everyone on the cover has hooked-up with each other!
First of course there was Britney and Justin Timberlake, then Justin was linked for many years with Cameron Diaz. Near the end of that union, Jennifer Aniston got her groove on with Paul Sculfor.
Soon, Jen and Paul broke up, as did Justin and Cam; Before you could say “Britney Trainwreck“, Cameron Diaz was getting it on with Paul Sculfor! Whew! The Hollywood dating pool sure feels crowded?
Currently Jennifer Aniston is single . . .
I hope Britney’s dad puts the kabosh on this! Now that Brit seems to have her life in order and back in the good graces of the public; Paris Hilton has wasted no time in capitalizing on the remade star.
Since Britney’s three VMA wins Sunday, Hilton now wants to do a duet with with Spears, for the Heiress’s next forgettable album. Says Paris,
“My new album’s out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney.”
These two were “friends” for a while back in ‘06. They clubbed, drank, . . . went on panty-less benders.
That’s a sight nobody wants to see again!
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What a difference a year makes. Sunday nights VMA’s was like the ghost of Britney past! Gone were the glassy eyes and lost demeanor of her 2007 appearance. At this years awards, Brit was sporting a smile, a glowing face, and a new svelte body reminiscent of pre- K-Fed!
Although Britney didn’t perform, her brief presentation was far more successful than her sloppy, cringe-worthy performance last year.
It looks like Brit has traded Cheetos for carrots, and Mocha’s for mango’s? Whatever she’s doing, I hope it lasts!
