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Clay Aiken graces Fridays edition of People, revealing that he, *YAWN*, is in fact - a gay man. I wonder how his throng of ‘Clay Mates’ will take the announcement?

The shock waves from this news are about as riveting as reading O.J.’s ‘IF I DID IT’.

The real scoop on the cover, is Clay’s hair; he finally cut his second rate Beatles mop-top!  Clay says,

“I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things.”

Your move Tom Cruise.

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Nearly winning season 7 of ‘American Idol’ has not helped David Archuleta in the love department. David  reveals in a new Seventeen  questionnaire, that he has never been kissed! All those screaming girls crys were falling on deaf lips!

Besides keeping his mouth pure - ’till marriage most likely?; David said that he “doesn’t get” why girls wear short skirts?  What 17 year old male doesn’t get that? Or at least appreciate it? Another interesting revelation is that he looks up to singer Sara Bareilles, adding,  ”I wish I were her.”

Clay Aiken(who I’m sure hasn’t kiss a girl either) still has one-up on him; He was able to get a girl pregnant-without kissing her! I bet David has been so controlled his entire life that he’s expecting his loony Dad to tell him when girls no-longer have cooties!?  I kind of wish David A. won ‘American Idol’ now; He sang all those love songs as if he knew what he were doing!

The Artificial Insemination Club 

Clay Aiken is going to be a father reports TMZ. Aiken knocked up Jaymes Foster, a friend and record producer, who now has a ‘little-Clay’ in her Kiln. Instead of getting pregnant the traditional route, Jaymes got artificially inseminated.

Clay now joins the ranks of Michael Jackson, who artificial inseminated his Nurse, and Thomas Beatie - the worlds first pregnant man.

With all the potential male DNA to be inseminated with,  Jaymes Foster chose someone with handsome features, great hair,  a decent singing voice as the sperm-donor.  The 50 year old Foster and the 29 year old Clay are like Ashton and Demi from an opposite parallel universe. Just goes to show, that no matter where you go, Cougars are on the prowl!