Archive for the ‘Crime/Justice’ Category

Farrah Fawcett Leaves Fortune to Son Redmond

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

redmond O'neal handcuffs

Farrah Fawcett has excluded her long-time love, Ryan O’Neal, and has left “everything” in her will to son, Redmond.

Redmond O’Neal is set to inherit approximately $6 Million dollars.

When Redmond heard the news, I’m sure his nostrils exploded! $6 mil can buy a lot of coke!

Now, after he gets out of jail, Redmond has to face the dilemma of spreading the cocaine and Meth out, over a period of time, or burning through all the cash and blow on a weekend bender? Decisions, decisions . . .

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Zsa Zsa Gabor Losses Millions in Pyramid Scheme

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Zsa Zsa (yes, she’s still alive) Gabor, is the latest celebrity to lose millions in investor Bernard Madoff’s alleged Ponzi scheme.

Madoff made-off will nearly $10 million from the Hungarian born actress. If Zsa Zsa had her way, she’d slap him silly!

Zsa Zsa’s nineth husband, Fredric von Anhalt, said that the monetary loss could put him and his 91 year old wife in “financial ruin“.

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Boy George Sentenced to 15 Months in Prison

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Boy, George, you should have known better! After singing about Karma since the 80’s, Boy George – real name, George O’Dowd, is finally starting to realise that Karma can be a real drag!

Georgie Boy was sentenced to 15 months in prison for falsely imprisoning a male escort.

George wasn’t kidding when he sang, I’ll tumble 4 ya!; His professional and personal life have hit rock bottom.

Imprisoning a male escort is almost as bad as the time George signed on to star in the Rosie O’Donnell produced Broadway bomb, Taboo!

Charles Barkely Busted!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

Former Basketball star, Charles Barkely, ended 2008 with a bang! After failing to stop at a stop sign, Barkely was busted with a DUI.

But, whats worse and far more embarrassing, is that Charles was drinking and partying earlier in the night with Jaleel White, better known as Steve Urkel!

Once a commanding presence on the court, Barkely has now lost all street-cred. What’s next; will he be hanging with Family Matters alum Eddie Winslow and Waldo Geraldo Faldo?

It could be worse I suppose, Barkely could be keeping company with Dustin ‘Screech‘ Diamond. At least Jaleel White hasn’t written a ‘tell-all’ book, and stared in a sex tape so awful it makes Paris Hilton’s tape an artful film-noir in comparison!

Irony Wins Again!

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

You can get acquitted of murder by a celebrity blinded jury, but you cant escape the clutches of irony!

13 years ago to the day he was found not guilty of murdering Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman, O.J. Simpson, was found guilty on 12 charges including armed robbery and kidnapping in Las Vegas.

O.J. is finally facing life in prison. Now, that’s ironic, don’t ya think?

Heather Locklear gets Locked-Up!

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

After a stint earlier this year in rehab for anxiety and depression, it looks like Heather Locklear is still taking her split from Richie Sambora badly? Or maybe it’s her split from David Spade?

Either way, Heather was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara County, for driving while impaired.

 ”Alcohol was not involved”, according to the crack-staff at TMZ, but test are still out on weather Heather was on drugs.

So sad, Heather’s gone from T.J. Hooker, to T.J. Booker!

Robert Wagner Tried to Kill Warren Beatty!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Wagner kills Warren Beatty

I know, the headline sounds like its straight out of a trashy tabloid, but the story comes from Wagner himself. In his upcoming memoir ’Pieces of My Heart’, actor Robert Wagner recalls that after losing his wife Natalie Wood, to her ‘Splendor In the Grass’ co-star, Warren Beatty, – Wagner wanted Beatty dead!

A source who has read the book said: “Wagner was ready to kill Beatty. He describes hanging around his house with a gun, hoping he would walk out so he could take a shot.”

Wagner was about to pull an ‘O.J.’ when, “an old friend pulled him out of his desolation and got him into analysis.” Luckily for Beatty, a little heart to heart with a therapist helped Wagner.

I cant blame Robert Wagner; Natalie Wood is to die for. I wonder if Wagner used the experience to get in character for his role as Dr. Evil’s right hand man – Number 2?

Wagner and Wood would later re-marry in 1972. Nine years later, Natalie would drown off the coast of California while on a yacht trip with her husband and actor Christopher Walken. Her death is still shrouded in mystery, although I have always had my suspicions about Christopher Walken? . . . The guy has crazy eyes!

Wagners book hits shelves in September.

Heroes to Zeroes

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Forget the cheerleader, save your mom!

Hayden Panettiere’s dad, Alan, was busted for allegedly striking his wife, Lesley, in the face after attending a party in Hollywood lastnight. The spousal-abuse definitely makes Hayden’s dad a Zero! Doesn’t Alan know that  theres been enough ’strikes’ in Hollywood?

According to reports, Alan Panettiere felt “disrespected” by his wife at the party. Later, back home an argument erupted, and Lesley Panettiere was left with more hits then Lindsay Lohan’s career.

No wonder 18 year old Hayden is dating her 31 year old ‘Heroes’ co-star? Girl needed a new father-figure for a long time!

Charlie Sheen: Change is Good!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Charlie Sheen NickelCharlie Sheen reportedly paid his kids outstanding medical bill of $380 entirely in nickels. Sheen was upset because he found out that the Pediatrician had immunized his two daughters, and Charlie is against the shots. Sheen’s Ex Denise Richards is pro-immunization.

Feeling nickled and dimed, Charlie sent the Doc a letter demanding that he stop treating his kids, but the doc refused, hence TV highest paid actor -no joke- sent over 7,600 nickles as payment. That’s enough Jefferson’s to fill a deluxe apartment in the sky!

It almost sounds like Charlie is working on a spin-off, ‘7 and a Half-Thousand Men’?

Mary-Kate Wont Speak

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Why So Secretive

Mary-Kate Olsen, who’s acting skills and height peeked with Full House, will not speak to federal investigators about the events leading to Heath Ledgers death, unless she is given immunity from prosecution.

MK being mum is nothing new. She only had about four lines per Full House episode and they were always, ” You got it, dude.” Maybe her sis, Ashley, handled all the speaking lines? If you have ever heard either of the Olsen girls talk, you immediately want them to get laryngitis, . . . or a better screenwriter.

Although Olsen’s rep insists MK had “nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger’s home or his body”, the immunity move makes her look suspicious, or a terrible Survivor contestant?
How rude!” indeed!