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Former Basketball star, Charles Barkely, ended 2008 with a bang! After failing to stop at a stop sign, Barkely was busted with a DUI.

But, whats worse and far more embarrassing, is that Charles was drinking and partying earlier in the night with Jaleel White, better known as Steve Urkel!

Once a commanding presence on the court, Barkely has now lost all street-cred. What’s next; will he be hanging with Family Matters alum Eddie Winslow and Waldo Geraldo Faldo?

It could be worse I suppose, Barkely could be keeping company with Dustin ‘Screech‘ Diamond. At least Jaleel White hasn’t written a ‘tell-all’ book, and stared in a sex tape so awful it makes Paris Hilton’s tape an artful film-noir in comparison!

You can get acquitted of murder by a celebrity blinded jury, but you cant escape the clutches of irony!

13 years ago to the day he was found not guilty of murdering Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman, O.J. Simpson, was found guilty on 12 charges including armed robbery and kidnapping in Las Vegas.

O.J. is finally facing life in prison. Now, that’s ironic, don’t ya think?

After a stint earlier this year in rehab for anxiety and depression, it looks like Heather Locklear is still taking her split from Richie Sambora badly? Or maybe it’s her split from David Spade?

Either way, Heather was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara County, for driving while impaired.

 ”Alcohol was not involved”, according to the crack-staff at TMZ, but test are still out on weather Heather was on drugs.

So sad, Heather’s gone from T.J. Hooker, to T.J. Booker!

I know, the headline sounds like its straight out of a trashy tabloid, but the story comes from Wagner himself. In his upcoming memoir ’Pieces of My Heart’, actor Robert Wagner recalls that after losing his wife Natalie Wood, to her ‘Splendor In the Grass’ co-star, Warren Beatty, - Wagner wanted Beatty dead!

A source who has read the book said: “Wagner was ready to kill Beatty. He describes hanging around his house with a gun, hoping he would walk out so he could take a shot.”

Wagner was about to pull an ‘O.J.’ when, “an old friend pulled him out of his desolation and got him into analysis.” Luckily for Beatty, a little heart to heart with a therapist helped Wagner.

I cant blame Robert Wagner; Natalie Wood is to die for. I wonder if Wagner used the experience to get in character for his role as Dr. Evil’s right hand man - Number 2?

Wagner and Wood would later re-marry in 1972. Nine years later, Natalie would drown off the coast of California while on a yacht trip with her husband and actor Christopher Walken. Her death is still shrouded in mystery, although I have always had my suspicions about Christopher Walken? . . . The guy has crazy eyes!

Wagners book hits shelves in September.

Hayden Panettiere’s dad, Alan, was busted for allegedly striking his wife, Lesley, in the face after attending a party in Hollywood lastnight. The spousal-abuse definitely makes Hayden’s dad a Zero! Doesn’t Alan know that  theres been enough ’strikes’ in Hollywood?

According to reports, Alan Panettiere felt “disrespected” by his wife at the party. Later, back home an argument erupted, and Lesley Panettiere was left with more hits then Lindsay Lohan’s career.

No wonder 18 year old Hayden is dating her 31 year old ‘Heroes’ co-star? Girl needed a new father-figure for a long time!

Charlie Sheen reportedly paid his kids outstanding medical bill of $380 entirely in nickels. Sheen was upset because he found out that the Pediatrician had immunized his two daughters, and Charlie is against the shots. Sheen’s Ex Denise Richards is pro-immunization.

Feeling nickled and dimed, Charlie sent the Doc a letter demanding that he stop treating his kids, but the doc refused, hence TV highest paid actor -no joke- sent over 7,600 nickles as payment. That’s enough Jefferson’s to fill a deluxe apartment in the sky!

It almost sounds like Charlie is working on a spin-off, ‘7 and a Half-Thousand Men’?

Mary-Kate Olsen, who’s acting skills and height peeked with Full House, will not speak to federal investigators about the events leading to Heath Ledgers death, unless she is given immunity from prosecution.

MK being mum is nothing new. She only had about four lines per Full House episode and they were always, ” You got it, dude.” Maybe her sis, Ashley, handled all the speaking lines? If you have ever heard either of the Olsen girls talk, you immediately want them to get laryngitis, . . . or a better screenwriter.

Although Olsen’s rep insists MK had “nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger’s home or his body”, the immunity move makes her look suspicious, or a terrible Survivor contestant?
“How rude!” indeed!

Former Tonight Show announcer Ed McMahon is suing Cedar-Sinai Medical Center in LA for Malpractice and Elder abuse. In 2007 Ed slipped and fell. He went to Cedars and told the staff that he “felt like a bobble-head “. Ed is now saying that the docs discharged him without taking any x-rays and sent him home with a broken neck.

Ed should have filmed the medical flub, he could have released it on ‘Cedars Bloopers and Practical Jokes’. The celebrity booked Hospital has made a number of ‘bloopers‘ lately. Their staff seems to have less talent than your average Star Search contestant?

With his house in foreclosure, I hope Ed gets a good “Prize Patrol” size settlement. I hear his wife  just hope’s that Ed is $igned with Colonial Penn?

Andy Dick had a dark night. When I first saw Dick’s mugshot, I couldn’t help but think he looked like the Joker. The comedian was arrested for drug and sexual battery charges; or as Andy calls it - a Wednesday! The troubled actor has battled drug problems for years and treats LA like his person Gotham city. Either Andy just went a little crazy the other night, or maybe he’s just a huge Batman fan?!?

Now this is the bump heard around the world! Forget about the New Yorker Obama cover; Angelina Jolie’s baby-bump magazine spread is what should cause a public outrage. Angie and partner Brad Pitt are reportedly getting $15-20 Million for the first pictures of their new kids.

There’s something wrong in the world when multi-millionaires, get paid multi-millions just for a glimpse at their spawn! How can these magazines afford spending that much? I don’t know about you, but I usually read my celebrity mags while in the checkout line. The key is to get behind someone with a cart full of groceries, or a really old person, then you can read most of the mag for free! (more…)