Gordon Ramsey’s Mistress Nightmares
Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Something doesn’t smell right in the kitchen or bedroom of Gordon Ramsey following Sarah Simonds claim that she had a seven year affair with the celebrity chef.
Ramesy himself has allegedly made a “groveling apology” to his wife of 12 years after Simonds said she can prove she had sex with Ramsey by identifying an “intimate scar on his body“. Talk about mistress nightmares!
I wonder how Gordon got the scar? Maybe it was a botched circumcision? Or, he could have had a ‘Lorena Bobbit’ moment while dicing a cucumber? No wonder he’s always in a bad mood?
The pressure of keeping up the affair would explain why Ramsey is the most wrinkly chef on television; His face has more lines than an Amy Winehouse coke binge!
I guess if Gordon cant stand the heat, he can get out of the kitchen marriage?
