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You can’t keep Jennifer Aniston off the small screen for long; After taking a huge bite out of the box office in the hit Marley & Me, Jen now wants to jump back to Television with a role in AMC’s critically acclaimed drama Mad Men.

She says, “I like Mad Men. I would love to be in that. It is such a good show, it’s great. I love the 50’s era. I would love it if they offered me a role.”

I don’t think I want to see the former Friends star in the Madison Ave office, but she does have some qualifications:

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 Playboy founder and resident robe wearer, Hugh Hefner, is weighing in on Jennifer Aniston’s recent revealing GQ pictorial.

Says the Hef,

“This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer. Is it just me, or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?  . . . Never seen her in this light before.”

I don’t have the trained eye of Hefner, but I think Jennifer’s pose looks so awkward? This has to be one of the most uncomfortable looking covers ever? When I first saw the cover, I thought Jen was impersonating a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Straight out of the cretaceous period to a newsstand near you!

Wonder what beau, John Mayer, thinks of the image? Maybe he now sings to her, ‘Your Body is a Wonderland and Jurrassic Park’?

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Attention: Women, and some men. Peoples Sexiest Man Alive issue is more than just eye-candy this year, its also a sensory overload for the nose.

The current issue, which hits newsstands today, will feature a special scratch-n-sniff section. You can scratch on celebs like Gossip Girls Chase Crawford or swimmer Michael Phelps and get a whiff of what makes them “feel their sexiest”.

Thankfully for Jennifer Aniston and her schnoz, unlike the drawing above, Brad Pitt’s image is not a scratch-n-sniff. She would probably get high or O.D. sniffing her former flames B.O?
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