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Keanu Reeves Excellent Day In Court!

by on November 3, 2008, 0 comments

“Actor”, Keanu Reeves was found not liable for the injuries of paparazzo Alison Shiva. Reeves hit the Pap while driving in 2007.

Shiva sued Keanu for $711,974, for injuring his wrist, making it impossible to shoot a camera. No, Keanu didn’t give the jury an Acadamy Award winning plea - that would be impossible; what saved Keanu was video evidence! 

Reeves legal team showed video proof from other Paparazzi, which showed Shiva chasing after Britney Spears, scaling a fence, and acting like a normal, crazy-paparazzi just days after the Keanu accident.

I’m so glad Keanu doesn’t have to pay this slime-ball, but I still hold him in contempt . . . for Matrix Revolutions!

Plastic Man’s Bogus Journey

by on July 18, 2008, 0 comments

I never carry cash

With the Dark Knight flying into theatres this week, rumors are now swirling that Keanu Reeves has been cast as the title character in Plastic Man. Keanu, who’s known more for his wooden and stiff acting; Plastic Man seems like a huge stretch.

Not all of his performances have been bad. I enjoyed him in The Lake House. He had great chemistry with that mailbox; not so much with Sandy Bullock.

But Keanu as the silly, stretchy Plastic Man is about as believable as Emmanuel Lewis staring in a Wilt Chamberlain biopic!

The film is supposedly by the Wachowski brothers who last film Speed Racer crashed at the box office. They must hope Plastic Man will get their career back in shape.

Look for Plastic Man to hit theatres in the future, if ply-able!