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Bloom and Knightley Have Night Fever

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Dust off that polyester leisure-suit and put on your dancing shoes; according to the Mirror , Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley are going to star in a remake of 70’s classic Saturday Night Fever. After starring in 3 ‘Pirates’ movies, the pair is sure to see even more booty action in the Disco redux.

The new flick is called The Fever Returns. Unlike the original ‘Fever’ - set in Brooklyn NY, the new film will take place in the U.K.

Maybe Michael Phelps had a touch of the Saturday Night Fever when he hosted Saturday Night Live? That might explain his awkwardness?

 The original Fever is a classic and one of my all-time fav’s; this new one cant be any worse than ‘Staying Alive‘, can it?

Oh well, at least Orlando Bloom wont have any problem lifting Keira Knightley’s frail frame around the dance floor. No word yet if the two remaining Gibbs will contribute music or help with jive talking. . .

The Skinny on Keira Knightly

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Kiera Knightly SkinnyThe mother of ubber-skinny actress, Keira Knightly, is responding to rumors that her daughter is anorexic.

 She said the Pirates star has always been thin and that she “eats like a horse” and always wants to apologise because Keira can eat anything that she wants- without putting on any weight.

I think Keira’s mom is telling the truth. I’m the same way. Some think I’m manorexic, but I have the grocery bills to prove otherwise!

Mrs. Knightly went on to say that Keira gets her thin frame from her dad,

“She’s her daddy’s daughter, with his long body. He was much, much thinner than Keira.”

I did some digging and found a picture of Keira and her father. Her mom wasn’t lying; he is thinner. Hes not even skin and bones!

Kiera Knightly and dad Jack Skelington