You cant keep a good testicle down! After surviving testicular cancer and believing that he was infertile, Lance Armstrong has knocked up his girlfriend of six months, Anna Hansen.

In 2003 Armstrong peddled away from his wife and three daughters (who were conceived in vitro by frozen sperm before his cancer treatment) and was living up the single life ever since.

Lance was on a virtual Tour de Hollywood; dating actresses, singers and even an Olsen. Now Lance will be a father for the fourth time.

“Anna and I are thrilled to confirm that we are expecting in June and our families are ecstatic and grateful,” he says in a statement. “We are very much looking forward to what 2009 brings on many fronts.”

Armstrong’s statement seems a little too overjoyed? Methinks Lance is really thinking, “How did this happen?!? I thought my chances of getting a girl pregnant were as good as a cake surviving an hour alone with Rosie O’Donnell?”

Expect former flame Kate Hudson to run back to Owen Wilson, again. 

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