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Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Academy Award. He’s been nominated three times, but has come up emptier than Nadya Suleman’s vacant womb.

But all is not lost for Leo; the actor and philanthropist will be presented with the ‘Big Green Help’ award at Saturdays Kids’ Choice Awards on Nickelodeon.

Leo’s been spreading the gospel of Global Warming for years now, drives an electric car, and other crazy stuff. Maybe Leo will get slimed with 100% pure Organic slime?

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Leonardo DiCaprio may be spinning dreidels and celebrating Hanukkah if he wants to take his relationship with supermodel Bar Refaeli to the next level.

Bar’s dad will not let DiCaprio marry his daughter unless Leo converts to Judaism. What Chutzpah!

If Leo isn’t circumcised, little DiCaprio may soon be face to face with a Moyl?

Instead of studying the Torah, Jewish laws, and customs, I imagine DiCaprio trying to pass by consuming more bagels and watching Fiddler on the Roof!

This reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld, when George has to convert to Latvian Orthodox in order to continue seeing his girlfriend who will only date within her faith. 

Leonardo DiCaprio is the new George Costanza. Mazel Tov!

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Marvel Studios is hoping Leonardo DiCaprio will go from “king of the world”, to Captain America! The studio is prepping ‘The First Avenger: Captain America’, and the Titanic star is said to be at the top of their wish-list. With the popularity of comic book movies skyrocketing, it could only be a good thing for Leo’s career. Back in the mid-nineties Leonardo was going to star in a James Cameron(Titanic) helmed ‘Spiderman’, but that never developed.

Will this rumor come true, or will it sink like the heart of the ocean? Captain America is slated for a 2011 release.