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Lindsay Lohan at 25

Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan who just turned 25. Yes, you read that right, Lindsay is only 25!

Multiple rehab stints and hard partying has taken a toll on Lohan, who is starting to look more and more like the late Eunice Shriver. Continue reading →

Lindsay Lohan Likes Jail

Lindsay Lohan may end up going back to jail again for violating her probation. I hope she doesn’t go to jail. Locking her up in an all-women facility sounds like more of a vacation for her. Handcuffs included.

I think her punishment should be 30 days confined in a room with her crazy mom and dad! Talk about the parent trap!

Samantha Ronson Spinning For Obama

Barack Obama hasn’t even taken office yet, but he’s already made his first bad decision. DJ, Samantha Ronson, will be spinning tracks for the President on Inauguration day - I’m sure with gal pal, Lindsay Lohan, tagging along.

Obama should have nixed this idea like it was a  pork-barrel congressional earmark.

I could understand Obama’s running up the national debt with another 800 billion stimulus plan, but Ronson and Lilo is a case where you need an axe instead of a scalpel to trim the unnecessary waste.

Obama should have tapped plane crash survivor DJ AM for the Inauguration. Now there’s a story! Ronson on the other hand is best know for . . . well, you know.

Lindsay and Sam: On the Rocks?

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are fighting like cats dogs and dogs, so much so, that the gal pals have started couples therapy, reports Page Six.

The two have been spied spatting throughout their recent European trip. A major cause of friction is Lindsay’s “flirting with Chase Crawford and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best”.

I think Lindsay’s starting to realise, that no matter how much Ronson looks like a dude, she will never have a  . . .  Adam’s apple!

I give these two one month, then it’s dunzo!

Lohan’s Halloween Costume: The Palin Trap

Lindsay Lohan has picked out her costume for Halloween. Instead of going as scary “rehab-Lilo”, Lindsay’s dresing as VP nominee Sarah Palin.

The costume is authentic down to the small details including, ” the glasses, the perky red suit and ample cleavage”.

Lohan’s gal pal Samantha Ronson is going as Palin’s husband Todd. It would have been funny to see Samantha dress as Palin’s knocked-up daughter Bristol, but I guess that’s not nearly as believable as Ronson portraying a man. She owns that look!

If your in the Hollywood area, expect to see Lindsay and Samantha, stumbling through town like its their first time in the lower forty-eight, Oct. 31!

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Michael Lohan calls Samantha “Hideous and Disgusting”

I don’t think Lindsay Lohan and her dad, Michael, will be speaking anytime soon?

In an email sent to X17online, Michael Lohan blames Lindsay’s “galpal”, Samantha Ronson, for ruining his daughters career.

Lindsay fall from marquee status –  to working on low-budget films and TV sitcoms, all stems from hanging with Ronson, rants the elder Lohan.

“Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!”

Michael’s right about the hideous part. Hey, let’s be honest, Sam’s not much of a looker -but neither is Lindsay, IMO. It’s a good thing love is blind.

The only person loving the Lohan family drama more than anyone, has got to be Jon Voight. Their crazy shenanigans make Jon look like  Father of the Year!

Two Gal Pals and a Baby

Fresh off her pregnant roll in Labor Pains, actress Lindsay Lohan now wants a baby of her own with gal pal Samantha Ronson.

According to News of the World,  Lindsay ”wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

Instead of a baby, the rehab pron star may want to first start off with a dog? . . . maybe that where Ronson came in? Either way, with Dina and Michael Lohan’s parental example, Lindsay’s kid doesn’t stand a chance!

I see drinking, drugs, and rehab for the new Ronson-Lohan by age 12!

“Celebrity” Boxing

And people wonder why Lindsay Lohan ended up in rehab? Lindsay’s pa, or should I call him southpaw, wants to get in the boxing ring with alimony loving Kevin Federline. For “charity”, of course.

Lohan tells OK!, “Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I.”
Michael’s got the ”notorious” part right, but he throws around the word ‘celebrity’ about as freely as his right hook, em sure!
K-Fed has not responded to Michael’s desperate attempt for publicity-yet!
Who do you think would win in a fight between these two? Federline has the youth, Lohan has the prison experience; it’s a tough call. But since this fight would go striaght to the video bargain-bin, they both lose!

Lohan Losing Her Religion?

Lindsay Lohan Judaism

“Actress” Lindsay Lohan may be studying Judaism if recent reports are true. Lohan mentioned on her Facebook page that she is converting to a new religion.

Lindsay’s gal-pal, Samantha Ronson and family are practicing Jews.

Lilo was raised Catholic, tried out Kabbalah a couple years ago, and looked to have Heavens Gate potential before she went to rehab(s) last year! Hopefully the Judaism will make her happy. I hear its very popular on the isle of Lesbos?

Funny, She doesn\'t look Drewish?

Lindsay’s Coat Catastrophy

Lindsay Lohan and the amazing technicolor dream coat

Lindsay Lohan has hit a new low. After damaging her career with multiple rehab stints, the Mean Girls star is now being accused of stealing an $11,000 dollar fur coat from a nightclub in New York.

 It all went down on the night of Jan 26th, the sobriety challenged star arrived at nightclub 1 Oak in a black coat.

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After a few hours of falling off the wagon partying, Lindsay left wearing this light beige fur coat.

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The coats owner, another club goer, thought that her exspensive fur was gone forever, but three weeks later in a twist of fate, the owner was flipping through OK! magazine and saw a picture of Lindsay leaving the club from that night -wearing her coat! After threatening legal action, the coat was returned, reeking of “cigarettes and booze.”

Now the coats owner is asking for $10,000 for the impromptu three week rental! 

Lindsay’s career has gone down the tubes faster than vodka down her throat. Not having a hit in years, I think Lohan thought she could make a quick buck by stealing the coat, or at least pay for that months cigarettes?

 Perhaps she thought her coat was made from the hide of a horse of a different color?

horse of a different color

 That’s the only logical explanation.

Either way, I still prefer her in a hoodie!

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