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Do Not Go to Disneyland Oct. 5th!

by on August 22, 2008, 1 comment

Miley Cyrus at Disneuland for her Birthday

Unless you want to get ripped off, you may want to avoid Disneyland October 5th. That’s the day Miley Cyrus is holding her ‘Sweet-16′ birthday party at the park. Tickets for the general public hoping to go to Disneyland on Miley’s big day can gain admission for $250 dollars. Isn’t that ticket scalping?

Of course, the money is going to charity.

Listening to Miley gush about her Sweet 16, makes me wonder if she has ever been to Disneyland? Miley told ETonline, “I love roller coasters, so this is the ultimate birthday!”

Someone’s confusing Disneyland with Magic Mountian? Disney’s only real roller coaster is at Disney’s California Adventure . The closest thing to a coaster at Disneyland is Space Mountain.

I hope the tween-queen doesn’t get the urge to take any scantaly-clad pictures of herself while at the Magic Kingdom. Leave the wild-rides to Mr Toad!

And never ride Pirates of the Caribbean alone. The ‘buddy-system’ should be mandatory on ‘Pirates’; Mario Lopez is know to frequent that ride.

Mario Lopez: Pi-RAT of the Caribbean

by on June 21, 2008, 0 comments

Mario Lopez is a Pig

Cover your ears kids; Mario Lopez revealed that he had sex on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. He calls the experience his proudest sexual moment. I can only imagine what he did in “fantasy” Land!?! He told People Magazine,

“(It’s) a long ride… It’s very dark. Hopefully I’ll get the raft named after me.”

Yes, they should rename the raft, ‘HO HO HO’, or ‘The Jolly Rocker’. ( If that rafts a rockin – run!) Thanks to Mario, getting splashed by the water on ‘Pirates’ might give you an STD now?  I’m going to dress like im heading to a Gallagher show on my next visit.

Mario Lopez is a Pirate

Who knows what else Mario did in the “happiest place on earth” ? He probably got frisky on Mr Toads Wild Ride, or Big Thunder? He brings new meaning to Star Tours!
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Mario Lopez: People’s Sexiest Man-Cub?

by on June 19, 2008, 0 comments

Mario Lopez in the Jungle Book

People magazine has named Mario Lopez the ‘Hottest Bachelor’ for there upcoming issue. The former ‘Saved by the Bell’ star had to strip down to his bare necessities for the photo shoot,-only wearing a loin cloth. Mario said the experience made him feel “like Mowgli from the Jungle book”.

If he stays in shape he might make a run for People’s ‘Sexiest Man-Cub Alive’; a feat not to unusual for Mario, he was a Bayside Tiger for 5 seasons, after all!