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Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died In Bed!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

And I’m not talking about in his sleep either! Proving that the crazy apple doesn’t fall far from the crazy tree; Matthew McConaughey’s mom Kay, is holding nothing back in her new book I Amaze Myself. Kay McConaughey dishes on such topics as Matthew conception, to the death of her husband - during sex!

Kay tells Us,

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”

I guess there are worse ways to go, like while watching Fools Gold, or Failure to Launch?  With Matthew’s bazaar shenanigans and Kay’s book; Matt’s baby-momma, Camila Alves, must be wondering what she shacked-up into???

Kay McConaughey’s memoir of things we didn’t need to know, is available online.

Quote of the Week

Friday, July 25th, 2008

This is a couple days old, but every time I read how Matthew McConaughey described the birth of his new son to OK! magazine, it makes me laugh.

“Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Matthew McConaughey and Camila

Camila must have loved Matt’s Brazilian DJ mix, for all 40hrs of labor!

Mathew McConaughey is a Daddy

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

How to Lose Your Freedom in 10 Minutes

Mathew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed into the world a new baby boy Monday night. The little guys name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Mathew explained to OK! magazine that he got the name from the Bible

“Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: ‘If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.’”

Who knew Mathew was so spiritual? The Dazed and Confused actor is best know for his naked-bong playing, and playing the field! I guess he has taken the “single” part of that Biblical text to heart, - he has yet to marry his baby momma!

I feel bad for little Levi; his often shirtless dad will probably only dress him in Levis! Hope he stays warm. But the new son will soon get his revenge, as Mathew will now be starring in ‘How to Lose Your Freedom In 10 Minutes!’, running time: 18 years!

Mathew Mcconaughey Stinks

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

axe body sparyAlthough Mathew Mcconaughey has been voted one of the sexiest men alive, and is always seen working out, the star has admitted on many occasions that he never wears deodorant. That’s what I call, how to lose a girl in 10 minutes!

So to help Mathew keep his knocked-up fiancee, the Axe body spray company has sent Mathew a 1 year supply of their currant deodorant.

The Axe people said in an open letter: “We know that you already have a stunning girl in Camila Alves, but in a survey we recently conducted, nearly 9 out of 10 girls (89 percent) told us that they would turn down a guy because he smelled bad — no matter how in-shape or successful he is. We read in the Sunday Timesthat you ‘never use deodorant’ and we sure want you to keep Camila around, so we’ve enclosed a one year supply of the new AXE Bullet, the first pocket-sized deodorant bodyspray for guys. We know that you’re always on-the-go and like to travel light, so this handy little gadget should fit perfectly into your active lifestyle.”

I really don’t think he will use it. Even his ‘Fools Gold’ costar Kate Hudson  would bring a “salt rock” to the set, which is a natural deodorant, for Mathew to rub-on, but according to Matt, “I just never wore it, no Cologne, no deodorant.” Mathew says that he showers multiple times a day and brushes his teeth up to “five times a day.” California is teetering on the edge of a drought thanks to Matt!

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But Mathew is not the only celebrity who doesn’t were deodorant! The other stinky star is none other than Julia Roberts  who admitted that,  ”it just has never been my thing.” and that sometime during the day she “freshens up”.  So there you go, two stars joined at the pit, with a love of body odor.

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