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Michael Jackson’s Fanatic Fans

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The drawing you are looking at is not the sketch of a man in pain, or someone throwing a tantrum; you are looking at a sketch of pure joy. I saw this moment of pure joy back in March when Michael Jackson held a press conference in London announcing his series of concerts entitled This Is It.

The ‘King of Pop’ had the waiting crowd hanging on his every word, but it was the chubby man in the front row, whose unbridled enthusiasm stole the show.

You can witness this moment of captured joy right here, you cant miss this guys crazy excitement!

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Michael Jackson’s Brain is Reunited With His Body

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After weeks of being apart, Michael Jackson’s brain was finally returned to his body.  Jackson’s brain was on hiatus for a few weeks while toxicology tests were performed on it.

This is the longest Michael and his brain have been apart since the time he told filmmaker, Martin Bashir, that he lets young boys sleep in his bed! His brain had to have taken the morning off during that interview?

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Nicole Richie Naming Her Next Child After Michael Jackson

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Simple Life star, Nicole Richie is going to name her next child after Michael Jackson. I don’t think she’s doing this for publicity; Michael was Ritchie’s Godfather.

Nicole, who announced her pregnancy back in February with beau, Joel Madden — will apparently name her baby Michael if it’s a boy, and Michelle if it’s a girl.

It’s amazing how suddenly everything Michael Jackson is popular again! I swear, Michael hasn’t been this hot since he was black! It’s like 1983 all over again!

Naming your kid after Michael Jackson, is like naming them ‘baby Jesus‘. Now, if Richie’s future child’s first steps are a moonwalk; she might have the second coming of  Jackson???

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Michael Jackson – Hotter Than Ever!

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With the unexpected passing of Michael Jackson, one thing is clear – Michael really is the ‘King of Pop’.

Since his untimely death, Jackson has sold 1.1 million albums, and currently holds all 12 spots on the top-pop catalogue album chart.

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La Toya Jackson Says Michael Was Murdered, Vows to Catch the Criminals

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Michael Jackson’s sister, La Toya, believes that her brother was murdered by a “shadowy entourage” that manipulated Michael and kept him away from the rest of the Jackson family.

La Toya has vowed to catch the person or persons responsible for Michael’s death. Hopefully her investigation team doesn’t include whoever OJ hired to find his wife’s killer!

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Michael Jackson is Brushing Up On Dance Moves – With YouTube

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It’s been years since Michael Jackson has performed live in concert, and the ‘King of Pop’ needs more inspiration than just looking at the man in the mirror.

According to The Sun, Jackson has forgotten a few dance steps and is  ”watching all the old performance footage he can find” on YouTube.

Sounds like Michael’s rustier than a pair of Susan Boyle’s tweezers?

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Michael and Pam’s Baywatch Nights

If this is true it would be the best celebrity couple of the decade! The Mirror is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson recently went on a secret date. A spy for the mag says,

 ”It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

The secret night in Malibu, allegedly went so well, that Michael asked for a second date and Pam accepted. They may look like a crazy couple, but they have a lot in common:

  • They both like plastic surgery.
  • Pamela has dated mostly Caucasian men.
  • The former Baywatch star has a weakness for bad-boy musicians/Michael is a ’Bad‘ musician

I know, its all circumcision evidence, but I may be right? I did nearly graduate community-college after all!

Michael Jackson Turns 50 – his Nose, 11!

Michael Jackson turns 50 today! Congratulations to him and his nose, which must be around eleven? After multiple rhinoplasties, Michael has had his current button-schnoz since the late 90′s I believe?

Michael told GMA, that he is currently working on new music. Hopefully its a hit like Thriller, and not like the Filler of his last few records.

The big 5-0 doesn’t seem to bother the Peter Pan complexed Jackson,

“I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young,”

May the next 50 be scandal, accusation, and courtroom free!

Michael Jackson Secretly Meets Kids

OK, so their ‘kids’ no longer, but Michael Jackson has reportedly held “secret” meetings with former boy band New Kids On the Block, to help launch Jackson’s comeback. The New Kids met Jackson at his home in Nevada to talk about a collaboration.

Do two desperate comebacks make a star? New Kids bad boy Donnie Wahlberg thinks so: “Its very exciting. It’s one big party and everyone wants to join us.”

Who wants Jesus Juice?

The King Of Pop-Culture

Off The Wall-E

The robot love story Wall-E, continues to do out of this world business taking in over $128 million in its first two weeks. Wall-E is proving to be the new king of Pop, Culture that is, and why shouldn’t he; he can moon-walk better than anyone!

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