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Cue the Tammy Wynette music! Sandwich chain, Subway, is standing by its man. Unlike Kellogg’s, Subway is not dropping Phelps endorsement deal even with the Olympians recent marijuana scandal.

Subway is “disappointed” in Pehlps behavior, but have vowed to move forward. We shouldn’t be too surprised, Subways other celebrity endorsement is with Family Guy dad, Peter Griffin. Anyone who watches Family Guy knows that Peter is not the brightest bulb around.

I have the feeling Peter’s mom smoked pot and crack while she was pregnant, then after giving birth baptized him in a tub of bong-water, so I see why Subway doesn’t mind breaking bread with Phelps.

Somewhere Jared is crying. You know if he got caught shooting cough-syrup he’d be toast!

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Remember when Michael Phelps was talking about his 12,000 calorie a day diet, and how he had to keep shoveling food into his body because he needed the energy to swim? Turns out - dude just had the munchies!

One thing Michael probably doesn’t feel like eating today is Kellogg’s cereal. The Corn Flakes company has dropped Michael as a spokesman after a picture of him smoking marijuana from a bong surfaced last week.

When Phelps appetite kicks in, he should really try a bowl of Weedies cereal. Just mix it with a little bong-water and your good to go – nowhere! Try it raw or half-baked. It’s the Breakfast of Chimpanzees!

Michael Phelps should stay off dry land! The guy was meant to be in the water; not because he’s an amazing swimmer, but for the fact that it keeps him out of trouble.

After Michael won 8 medals at the Athens Olympics in 2004 he was popped for a DUI. Now, just a few months after the China games a picture has surfaced of Michael smoking marrijuanna from a bong.

Michael, you cant afford to lose any brain-cells. I have listened to you speak, and saw your appearance on Saturday Night Live. If anything you should invest in stem cell research!

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